stuck in the way of the fandom

Slowly making my way through all the fandoms, one less hour of sleep a night.

[puppycastiel]

I’m literally in tears.

[mkhunterz]

Dear god

[advanced-procrastination]

The tongue roll did it for me

[mojo0817]

Why does he sound like Doug from Up?

[nonbinary-bitty]

unpopular opinion: chowder can suck his own dick

it comes out in a game of truth or dare

the whole haus is drunk as hell and its like 3:30 in the morning

chowder picks truth and holster is like “whats the weirdest thing youve ever done jerking off”

everyone expects chowder to say something super vanilla like “one time i watched a gay porno accidentally”

but this FUCKER

straight up says “i can suck my own dick”

and everyone just starts laughing at him and hes like “ILL PROVE IT”

everyone, in unison: “CHOWDER, NO”

but its too late

his pants are off

nurseydex are collectively Shook

nobody ever questions Chowder’s flexibility again

[mojo0817]

Ransom : we could make a play out of that

[mojo0817]

I am HERE for Jack's dilated pupils of love!!!!

[mojo0817]

SO.

All I am saying is that ever since Jack met Bitty, he’s become a better player. This update shows us that because Kent no longer knows what kind of player Jack is, hence Jack utilizing Bitty’s speed and spinaroma to get around Kent to score the goal. But Bitty has made Jack better not only as a player but as a person. That’s all I’m saying.

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[wheeloffortune-design]

Jack Zimmermann uses “‘tsé”

you can yell and scream all you want about the drama, I’m dead because Jack Zimmermann uses “ …’tsé, faire de la cuisine française, ça remplace pas tes aide-mémoire.”

I would like to thank the Québecquer who helped N with this one.

[wheeloffortune-design]

alrigh alriiiiiiight

“y’know, making French food doesn’t replace your studying cards”

‘tsé is a way of waying “you know” (tu sais), but it’s mostly used as ponctuation, or maybe a way of warning that a sentence will follow.

Type the name of your favorite character into the new gif feature and post what you get first

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I got new hair :)

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https://youtu.be/ZOGHFV2v8T8 I'm making the move from snapchat I guess? Enjoy. I

[illmaticraj]

Anybody else remember this commercial? It used to always be on Cartoon Network at night.

[keithsweatshop]

this is the content that i signed up for tumblr for

[legalmexican]

The Power of Love goes AWF

[mojo0817]

Tag yourself

[weloveshortvideos]

Roosters Be Like…

[hatchet-ears]

unmute this shit. Now.

[mojo0817]

Ransom and Holster tho.....

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Welcome to Tumblr.

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Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

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wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

[thelonelyskeptic]

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

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Yes.

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What? How? O_O

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IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

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HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?

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Waaaaat

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Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?! I'm NORMAL NORMAL

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this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

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@neuralyzed

[mojo0817]

Is that Shitty?

[seriousjones]

just figured it out: the reason why they never made a movie where air bud plays hockey is because it would have to be called air hockey

[tramampoline]

what the fuck, brooks. you and i BOTH know that that is not the nomenclature of the air bud series. besides, you need two points of contact to correctly hold a stick so there would need to be TWO dogs so clearly the title would be “air buds: two dogs”

[seriousjones]

oh, look who thinks he’s the big fucking air bud expert

“yeah, uh, air bud can’t hold a fuckin…stick, because, uh” oh wait

fuck your essentialist holding technique. you fucking trash

i do like “air bud: two dogs” though. maybe a tandem cycling movie?

[tramampoline]

please, as if i was suggesting a RETRIEVER cant hold a STICK i meant that he could not ARTICULATE A STICK IN A WAY THAT REQUIRES A FULCRUM ONLY USING HIS MOUTH

such as the motions required for EVEN THE MoST BASIC HOCKEY ACTIONS. whats he gonna do?? fuckin spin on the ice? DO YOU THINK THEY MAKE SKATES FOR DOGS, BROOKS?

[seriousjones]

way to align yourself with the evil rival coach in literally every air bud movie

“yeah, uh, air bud can’t have special, uh,…shoes, because, uh” oh wait

buddy could at least be the fucking goalie (it would fit the theme of the film if josh were the one trying to score anyway). we could even call it, fucking… air bud: penalty barks. not so goddamn smart now huh

[tramampoline]

PLEASE, and catch with his mouth? do you know what rubber at that velocity will do to his poor dog teeth? do you want buddy to never eat solid food again?

[seriousjones]

sure is casual in here! you act as if buddy doesn’t already subsist entirely on vanilla pudding and go-gurts

[tramampoline]

well this brings to the fore the Big Question of the franchise: is buddy merely a talented dog or is he magical? no normal dog could survive with such a massive deficiency of protein in his diet (given he consumes stock, child-friendly puddings and yogurts and not protein-enhanced) let alone play competitive sport against creatures with more usable limbs and opposable thumbs

but if he is magic, is he worthy of praise? is the only magical dog of his kind (prior to his talking progeny, best left unmentioned) and if not, how could we praise him for talents innate to his magic and not earned by virtue of strict training

is he truly

a Good Dog?

or just good magic in a dog body

[seriousjones]

i appreciate the critical engagement with the media here but please recall that the heart of the air bud series, and by extension, the fatal flaw of the air buddies series, is that air bud is a real-life talented dog. the air bud credit sequence confirms this:

buddy is actually making those free throws himself, like a canine jackie chan. the story of air bud, though dramatized to fit hollywood sensibilities, was based on the real-life buddy, a stray who, when adopted, just so happened to be a baller 

consider, then, how air buddies completely misses the mark (airballs, if you will) on what made air bud a timeless classic. they’re barely even dogs. they’re talking cgi abominations that go to fucking space. we know there ain’t no rule say the dog can’t play basketball, but there are a shit-ton of rules about the dog leaving earth’s orbit. like, i’m all for a true-to-life movie about laika, but space buddies is not that. it’s a crock of soulless bullshit

so yes, air bud is worthy of praise, and i would argue that he’s under-praised. in his life, buddy was nominated for all of 1 hollywood award, a kid’s choice award for favorite animal star, which went to salem from sabrina the teenage witch. it’s almost understandable that the handlers of buddy’s estate would allow the travesty of air buddies to happen, given that a magical talking cat beat out a legitimately talented dog. it’s bullshit top to bottom, and buddy is a truly good dog

[pokemonstadium2]

i can only contribute a mockup of the potential poster. i do of course know that buddy would never play for a team as ruthless as boston but i couldn’t find an image of a golden retriever in a leafs jersey, which of course represents the sort of underDOGS that the air bud franchise is so fond of

[tramampoline]

RAE HOLY SHIT

[seriousjones]

RAE OH MY GOD

[mojo0817]

Tense times in the Air Bud fandom

[averageblackteen-deactivated201]

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

[neesie09]

The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

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^

[bunney]

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you