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3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

every time I go camping with my dad he gets annoyed if I won’t drink alcohol so this time I’ve decided to put a definitive end to that by uno reverse peer-pressuring him into doing magic mushrooms

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dad quote: …..I feel like a moth…..

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dad quote: I wonder how my life would be different if my father owned a speedboat. no. lets start with the basics. I wonder how my life would be different if my father loved me. and owned a speedboat

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other highlights of the night:

took off his glasses and hearing aids because apparently he didn’t need them anymore

saw faces in two trees and made up an extensive dialogue between a 19th century british explorer and his frenemy a lowly ornithologist

explained to me in detail the entire plot of a movie called the incredible mr. limpet

went down to the docks (we’re camping at a lake) and began directing imaginary photoshoots

had to be physically stopped from enthusiastically waving down a police officer

polished off the night by listening to sgt. pepper’s lonely hearts club band. claimed to feel the disembodied presence of john lennon (we’ve all been there)

importantly, I was also high on an equivalent dosage and was fine

#sounds just like the time my friend tried an edible for the first time and though bin laden was going to get him

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I SAW THIS & IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF @shrimp-bird

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cannot believe social distortion and buzzcocks released albums this year. what are you doing out of bed grandpa what the hell

#the damned too but they've been releasing stuff every couple of years for 5 decades so I'm less surprised #my post

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girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

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this is getting some attention again, so for all of you who are writing “i have the green couch already, can i give up now?!’ the answer is no. the green couch is a metaphor. your one job in this wild and precious life is to dream things for yourself, always: a college degree, more friends, your art in a show, that book you keep promising you’ll finally finish writing, your first trip abroad, a happy life with your loved ones, the day you wake and realise you have new wrinkles and not feeling anything but so, so proud that you have lived long enough for your body to show how far you’ve come. so no, girlie with the dark green couch, you cannot give up. it is time for the next dream

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Made this guy from my favorite Gerard Donelan comic

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Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.