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It's exactly what you think it is.

[samreich]

two middle fingers up for rulette 2

[gamechangershow]

[beneathsilverstars]

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

[beneathsilverstars]

(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like she’s really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK 😭😭😭😭 so i was like ‘ok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say ‘pika’. if you want to use she/her say ‘chu’. and if you want smth else say ‘pikachu’’. and my daughter had her say ‘chu’ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesn’t HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people won’t assume she’s a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)

her results look great, congrats pikachu! 💖⚡️🏳️‍⚧️

[evilsoup]

how do i put this. I think it's important to take some responsibility for the state of the world. I think it's also important not to feel guilt over it. That you are obliged to take some responsibility does not imply that you are guilty of something; it's just a matter of being an adult human being in society. The responsibility is to act to change things for the better on the basis of your actual ability & capacity. Guilt for things you did not do does not help you in that.

[maimonideznuts]

There was this TV show in Australia on Channel 9 in the 00's called Parallax, it was about kids jumping between alternate worlds through gateways in seemingly ordinary places... Basically all of the sets were actually just Places around Kings Park (an enormous public park in Perth, Western Australia), East Perth, and popular beaches. It was actually a pretty good show, except for the part where I knew kids who acted in it and the monsters were made by my art teacher.

[bigscaryd]

isn't australia also the home of the kids show about a kid in a coma going to a world of feral kid-tribes?

[maimonideznuts]

That does sound familiar, but I can't name it off the top of my head. We had a lot of bizarre children's media.

At the risk of being terminated for another pussy lookalike, may I present Plasmo

We also had Silver Sun, a show about a Generation Ship part way through its journey to a new home.

And I hope everyone knows about Round the Twist, the show where the teen boy is impregnated by a dryad and has a pretty intense mpreg birth scene, also his brother drinks a weird fish that turns his dick into a propeller propelling him to victory in the swimming carnival and also giving him the power of flight... You can watch Round the Twist free on YouTube. Also the family lives in a lighthouse.

Also Pig's Breakfast, a show where the water tower in the middle of town is actually an alien spaceship and only a couple of kids know... They really went all out on the aliens.

There's more but this is getting long... Australians are weird people.

[cosmonautroger]

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

I'm very taken with this metal vocalist that has a parrot who wants to participate

original by reebz_uk

[howieduet]

World's second African Grey death metal vocalist.

(After, of course, Waldo, lead singer of Hatebeak).

[championofdogs]

saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement

[fu501]

ROSEMONDE & MYRIAM

FIRST SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IN THE FRENCH CARIBBEAN in the small town of Le Carbet in MARTINIQUE

[ryan-sometimes]

LMAOOOO

[furnishedfurnace]

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

[junestrings]

through pottery we domesticated rocks

[abigailspinach]

QuiltCon 2025

American Patchwork & Quilting Transparency Quilting Challenge

1st Place: Light Me Up 48″ x 48″ By Lindsey Berres Woodinville, Washington, United States Seattle MQG @peace.and.patchwork

2nd Place: Square Bloom 48″ x 48″ By Jo Wollschlaeger Portland, Oregon, United States Portland MQG @jowoquilts

3rd Place: Neural Overlap 60″ x 44″ By Jeanne Eileen Garcia Aurora, Colorado, United States Denver Metro MQG @jeanne.garcia

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

[teashoesandhair]

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

[black-feather-fiction]

This is like one of those romance novels where people bond over accidentally writing each other emails but better.

Like Pride and Prejudice but instead of the love interest getting dissed for his toxicity and then reforming, it’s just two people bonding over dissing a dead toxic asshole.

10/10 would recommend

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Leverage: Redemption S03E10 The Side Job.

Bonus meme:

[thecollectibles]

Art by Tiago Calliari

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.