Molly The Messenger Pigeon

Will send messages to your forbidden friend/ forbidden lover/ non-forbidden enemy. Messages delivered fast and discreetly. Pay me in bread.

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

🫂

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

*pets pigeon*

*Happy coo*

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

(i feel bad for the pigeon not getting attention)

Do not worry friend

Being abandoned by their creators once their purpose is served is the lot of pigeons and sideblogs.

And I am both of those things.

Coo.

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

thats cool

Sparrows are very messy eaters.

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

how are you?

Awesome.

There’s a bird feeder here.

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

*leaves some bread crumbs for you*

Cooo?

OMG BREAD YASSSSSSSS

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

*gives you a lot of letters with positive messages* spread as many of these as you can :)

🫡🕊️

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

it is pridemonth, Molly, you know what that means?

Do I get to deliver secret gay letters? Because I really want to deliver secret gay letters.

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

(I am so sad for a fictional pigeon being abandoned)

(You should hear about Ethel and Linn)

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

*pets pigeon*

They coo softly

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

poor pigeon hasn’t eaten in 6 months :(

Yep.

I suppose use and then abandonment is a pigeon’s lot.

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

*makes pigeon noises and offers some bread for how good of a messenger pigeon Molly has been*

YIPPEE BREADS!

I HAVENT EATEN IN LITERALLY SEVERAL MONTHS!

[shin-slayer]

🦔78 💚 Gytha Ogg 🧙‍♀️ Nanny 🐈‍⬛ thighs that can crack coconuts 🥥 Lancre 🍹

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

*dumps more bread for the pigeon*

Do you require my services?

[iceeericeee]

💗🤍💜🖤💙

GENDER FLUID YIPPEE!!

💗🤍💜🖤💙

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

🩷🤍💜🖤💙

I wonder why it took so long for there to be a plain pink heart emoji.

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

🍞🥖🥐

🥨🥯🥪

Do you seek my services?

[septicake]

how to make a popular tumblr post:

start making a post

write "penis"

profit

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

sorry didn't hear you i saw the word "penis" and blacked out

[septicake]

put the post down

[septicake]

NO

STOP

CEASE THIS ACTIVITY AT ONCE

[septicake]

then work for it

[septicake]

you want this to be a 10k post? then queue this shit up for years to come. drown your poor followers in this post reblogged 57 times

earn that 10k

[bloopdydooooo]

@hexagonal-wizard you’re famous!

[ampersand-counter]

/&

Ampersands: 0

Beats Current Record: No

[septicake]

The gimmick blogs have entered the fray

I am afraid

[anything-but-average-potato]

guess what

The potato gimmicks are coming too.

This post is potato approved 👌

[medium-potato]

I also approve of this post!

[sweet-potato-uwu]

Me too ♡♡

[septicake]

Uh Oh.

[bleusteelblade]

Woag Shiatbcrasg

[cancel-my-life]

gfuel what

[extras-menu]

Wgat the fuck in characfed want me ro cosplay fucjjjn

Cupid or somebring??????’mmn

[nefarious-exclam]

THE NEFARIOUS WIZARD HAS ARRIVED TO THE PENIS POST!

[advancement-made]

Advancement Made: "Haha"- Penis

[demon-exclam]

Yay, genitals. Gross.

[st0ckh0ld3r3xcl4m]

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY-

[authority-point-that-curses-you]

Curse of:

Your post getting to 10k whether you like it or not. :)

[septicake]

Damn

[th3-oracl3]

HA NOW YOU GOT TH3 3PPRBCU IN ON IT WAIT WHY DO I KNOW THAT WORD

[color-picked-pride-flags]

Trans pride flag colour picked from op's profile picture!

[tennis-ball-launcher]

even the tennis balls are working for this

[your-fav-is-in-the-afterlife]

This Post is in Purgatory!

[kiras-totally-kickass-blog]

WIZARDS, CONVERGE ON THIS POST

PING EVERYONE

@f4y3w00d5

@monsterfucker-research-wizard

@gobodegoblin

@drew-bard-for-hire

@good-wizard

@ashen-the-tiefling

[good-wizard]

GET EM GET EM

[a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat-deactiv]

LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

@wizard-island-trading-co

@the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem

@the-gnomish-bastard

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Ohhohoho!

[fiftyfourbeans]

HERE COME THE BEANS

[twentybeans]

WE HAVE INFILTRATED YOUR POST. WE ARE IN YOUR KITCHEN CABINET. WE ARE EVERYWHERE.

[professional-termite]

were getting this bitch to 10k. RP BLOGS AND MOOTS ASSEMBLE

@iceeericeee @helphowdoiusethis @janeway-lover @morningbloodystar @urielwiththegoodhair @violet-yimlat @fracturedvertebrae @not-sobasicbisexual @gothamxwattpad

[violet-yimlat]

I ate a breadstick last night

[urielwiththegoodhair]

[breadstick is beautiful]

[professional-termite]

its back on my dash again...

[mollythemessengerpigeon]

🕊️🕊️🕊️