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Shy John Ward stuff I made oououhg

#ah yes #the skrunkly #faith the unholy trinity #john ward

i really like interactive fictions that let me play the saddest fucking guy ever. i love it when terrible things always happen to the mc and the other characters say oh my god. you've been going through this the whole time? by yourself? you are so strong and so sad and im so deeply in love with you.

#Lisa the Painful #except whatever the other characters/team say to you in the end depends on who's in your party #speaking of which — fuck fardy fardy has to die

depsidase

molokomoko

depsidase

#many of them are also people from rich cunt backgrounds #but were also the nerds at their private schools #so they didn't have the normal school™ experience where you get beat up regularly if youre an asshole AND a nerd (you cannot be both)#this means their egos were never even remotely humbled or kept in check hence why they are what they are

God I woke up and saw my rant, what was I on?

#only 3 hours of sleep over a span of 48 hours - that's what

touhou-memories

Just learnt today that apparently if you go to duckduckgo.com and search for reimu hakurei, the icon will turn into a duck Reimu. The icon will also change according to various other keywords.

#it does!#brought a smile to my face 🥹#touhou

depsidase

swan2swan

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

i suggest not letting it get this far

#there's like a whole joke about this in Futurama

depsidase

#*stares u dead in the eye as I download osaka*

tainbocuailnge

can the US empire please just fall already so we can stop having to beg americans to go beg their officials to vote against the "make everything worse for everyone in the entire world" bill that they're trying to push for like the 12th time by now. like this is just humiliating for everyone involved at this point

#The UK-US-Israel empire needs to die #Thank God Im getting my dual citizenship in order because I am GONE

sunderwight

media: we have an anti-authoritarian story for you!

me: sweet hit me with the good stuff

media: so there's this marginalized underclass of people, right?

me: okay

media: and they're like, stigmatized for something that's mostly an aspect of how they are born, or where they're from, or they're badly misunderstood, right?

me: yup, got it, I'm with ya

media: so these people are rebelling against the current social order, because it's the instrument of their suffering

me: oh good great sure

media: but also they're violent and deranged and need to be stopped

me: ...what

media: yeah they're going too far, they're trying to overthrow the system and assassinate the nice cop trying to help them and also they burned down an orphanage

me: ...why? would they burn down an orphanage??

media: extremism is bad

me: still not seeing what this has to do with their fight though???

media: also now they've shot a dog. oops they shot another dog

me: what?! why? I though their motive was to overthrow oppression??

media: yes but their suffering has also made them evil

me: ...???

media: don't worry though, the good guys will defeat them and restore the status quo

me: the status quo that's been killing people?

media: well it turns out it was only killing the kinds of awful people who burn down orphanages and shoot dogs :)

me: oh. this is actually a pro-authoritarian story, isn't it?

media: nooo of course not don't be sillyyyyyy we're super progressive look one of the cops is a black lady don't be sillyyyyyy

#bri'ish telly

violentoffender

#put LEDs behind the eyes so the glow #a sensor in the mouth so it opens like Terrence and Philip whenever someone walks past and is like 'who goes there?'#the list goes on

fipindustries

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

mint-corset

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

such-justice-wow

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

lectorel

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

domina-honoribila

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

teaboot

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

dkpsyhog

The funniest part for me is "charger included in the box". How Apple-poisoned do you have to be to think electronic devices shouldn't come with a way to charge them

#eu is right tho because this thing slaps