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perhaps my favorite osomatsu san post ever. i crylaugh every time i think about this
In Mario Kart 7, Wario Shipyard contains a "Banana Bounce Trench" where all bananas thrown into it will bounce for up to a minute before disappearing.
This is due to the invisible floor of the trench being mistakenly designated as a wall in the code, and bananas being coded to bounce off walls. Normally a banana will only bounce off a wall once or twice before landing on the floor, but if the floor itself is defined as a wall, the banana will bounce indefinitely until it despawns.
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In Eggmanâs Mystic Ruins base in âSonic Adventureâ, youâll find a Metal Sonic floating in a pod. Hereâs a view from inside.
Top: in the box art of Super Smash Bros., Mario seems to just be jumping towards Pikachu in an action pose.
Middle: however, zooming in extremely closely on the space between his ear and his right hand (viewer's left) shows that there is some object behind him.
Bottom: as it turns out, the original version of this artwork that was reconfigured for use in the box art showed that Mario is in fact holding a Star Rod (and attacking Fox instead of Pikachu).
As such, Mario has been holding a Star Rod in the box art all along with only a tiny sliver of it being visible.
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The beginning of the end for every digital artist
moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"
can everyone reblog with the interest of theirs that was the most intense or continued for the longest because iâm so curious
Sample drawing to show off the capabilities of Mario Paint, depicting Mario preparing to gift Peach a bouquet of flowers, featured in a 1992 issue of the Japanese Famitsu magazine.
Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Source: Famitsu (Japan), Issue 202, 1992
He sure does love his fruits
We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?
And stickers!
he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!
unblock me you coward, how DARE you make fun of my son who I watched DIE on splash mountain. He was going to be an american hero and you mocked his death
@newturkdad Youre the coward here.
I never mocked or made fun of your dead son. All I did was repeat your story and said âwhat the fuckâ because Disney basically devalued the life of a child to a pancake which is fucked up. I was saying what the fuck to Disney.
But you know what? I was just recently informed that youre lying. You stole that picture from a 2016 article about an officer from Baton Rouge (i can provide a link to the article but since youâre the one who stole it you probably already know which one Iâm talking about) and if that actually happened there would have been at least ONE article about it which there is not. I probably should have known it was a lie since you admitted to just continuing having fun on your vacation after the death of your child and that you just accepted that your son was worth a shitty pancake, but i gave it the benefit of the doubt.
I spent hours sitting on this ask because I was trying to figure out how to approach this seen as how I originally thought you just didnât know why I said âwhat the fuckâ, and then lo and behold someone shows me proof that youâre a liar and in doing some extra research myself i find youre full of shit.
Pretending to have a dead child and lying about a tragic incident is fucking nasty and you should be ashamed of yourself for doing such a horrible thing as an excuse to harass people. Thatâs just wrong. I unblocked you specifically because i want to make sure you see this and that this gets to you so you know. I will however be blocking you again eventually because for obvious reasons I donât want to cross paths with someone like you ever again.
I had to see my son EXPLODE into blood when he flew off splash mountain like a wayward cannonball. It took us three weeks to find a piece of him, which necessitated us going to disneyland EACH DAY. We want to give him a Heroâs funeral and its terrible of you to cast doubt on our familyâs grief.
The mickey pancakes are delicous (NOT shitty) and its very generous of Disney to compensate us. It is their way of showing us they care.
Itâs getting more and more obvious now that youre lying.
1. Itâs rare to fall out of a roller coaster and if it was because the restraints werenât fastened properly then it would be your fault that you didnât properly check to make sure your child was safe or that he met the mandatory requirements for the ride which is YOUR responsibility and i wouldnât be going around flaunting that fact out.
2. You said you stayed there because âit would be a wasteâ which is fucked up. I donât care how much it wasted if my kid died there Iâd fucking leave to mourn and bury her properly instead of asking for an amusement park to publicly bury a dead body there (which is also kinda fucked up). Not only that but you wouldnât be picking up any pieces. The police would not let you, park staff would not let you. That area would be quarantined and managed. Plus if he âexplodedâ I doubt youd want to dig through for chunks of your kids remains, PLUS that area of the park would be closed off, PLUS there would be news reports about it, PLUS there wouldnât BE anything left for you to have to bury, so obviously you didnât have him in a casket. You said he skidded, now he exploded? Which is it, stick to one story if youâre gonna lie.
3. Why the fuck would you describe a childâs death in detail like that? If this actually happened then this is really fucked up for you to do.
4. THE PHOTO IS NOT YOURS YOU STOLE IT.
5. A heroâs funeral is for military veterans and shit.
6. Your a shit human being if you think an actual childâs life is worth some meaningless piece of shit flabby dough. That if this was true that you believe your child is worth a pancake which is shit. They donât care. Stop deepthroating the boot.
Lying about a childâs death just as an excuse to harass people is disgusting.
It was a huge mess, Disney & the paramedics wouldnât help us so it was up to our family to clean up his remains. We did have to âdig through the chunks,â as you so crudely put it.
Yes, that is a real photo of Tannerâs âOfficer Downâ coffin, which cost us about $6000 before tax. We had to take out a loan to get it customized. Itâs what he would have wanted.
Our family is not perfect, but we are doing our best. Getting the most out of our all-access Disney pass is helping us cope with our loss. You are a sick person who only wants to ruin our enjoyment of the park.
You stole this image and youâre a liar who thinks itâs cool to joke about kids dying because youre a fucked up monster.
They do not just leave dead remains out for the family to pick up. That literally does not happen. Never has and never will. This is the most obvious and blatant lie next to the fact that you canât even tell the same story since you keep changing it.
You still ignored all my other points. You are very clearly lying. You gonna fuck off now creature?
Sorry but that image looks fake to me. I can prove what happened. They closed off a whole section of the park to allow us to collect the pieces of Tanner. Hereâs the official documentation.
Unlike you I can actually prove what really happened so youâd better stop sending me threats and making fun of my child who turned into a fine red mist when he got launched off of Splash Mountain.
i was recently informed that you lied about your son tanner being made into an american hero for exploding on the splash mountain disney land ride. you are being fake about the Tanner Exclusion Zone
a CEO walks into his office âany messages?â he asks his assistant âtwo anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says âpost your ballsackââ âgot it. check my dashboardâ âthat skeleton gif you like is back againâ he rubs his chin pensively âmm. reblog thatâ
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i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl
iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway
your indiscriminate disdain for artifice will not save you
whether itâs prescription hormones or gmos or antidepressants or prosthetic limbs or even wigs and nail extensions, your fixation on the âauthenticâ to the exclusion of all else is the equivalent of those chicks preferring the larger more painted fake eggs to the ones they laid. it is a purely aesthetic decision based on a vision of our neolithic past that every historian and anthropologist will tell you is not founded on anything real. indigenous land stewards lovingly and arduously shaped the wilderness you view as âuntouchedâ into what it is today and adornment and body modification and prostheses are some of the oldest documented hominid activities. be so for fucking real
 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.