Sheng Shaoyou: don't owe two people one favor each; that's bad math. just move in with me and you'll owe one person two favors--that we both know i will not actually hold you to repaying unless it's by consensually loving me.
Hua Yong: oh no how could i possibly take you up on this offer to help me in this time of need i completely manufactured in order to manipulate your sense of chivalry and romantic interest!?




















