Raising 2 Wild Ones

25. Uab Alumni and MSOT grad. Occupational therapist. Cat Momma to three kitties 😺😺😺, momma to two deeply missed Angels (👼🏼-04/06/15 and 👼🏼-12/19/15). Earth momma to Nolan Cantona born 9/27/16 and Beckham Makenna born 1/19/18.

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APPRECIATE SINGLE MOMS

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me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[momma-slagle]

I see so many states that are moving forward and passing great things... and then there’s Alabama. 🙄

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if you are a man who had sex with a woman, and she became pregnant, and decided to abort, she does not “owe” you any say in the decision. all you did was bust a 10 second nut and suddenly you get a decisive say in whether or not she goes through 9 months of insanity and a painful expensive labour cause YOU want the kid? fuck off. your role in the creation of that fetus is minimal at best. if you really, genuinely wanted a child with her, you would have PLANNED for the conception of a child with that woman BEFORE y'all fucked. stop giving me that shit about “both of them created it together so they get equal say in the matter!” NO a man ejaculated and THAT’S IT, everything else regarding conception is on the woman’s body, she gets the final say in whether or not she’ll carry to term, NOT you. go adopt one of the 250,000 children in foster care waiting for someone to love them if you want a kid that fucking badly.

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all pro lifers can fuck off my post please I still stand by this 100%

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Pumpkin shirts for the pumpkin patch 🎃😍

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I’m so mad because this worked

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help me roger

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Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

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Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

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help me roger

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Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

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I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[californiakingme]

Why not. Do me a solid Roger

[maryburgers]

roger it’s time. i hope i have not asked for too much from you but you know what i want.

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C’mon Roger. I need you.

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Ummm-Huh…

[lordbear1]

Fuck with yo boy Rog!!!

[love-lust-kush]

Please let something amazing & unexpected happen

[creammmmycococenter]

Send me something amazing Roger!

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Send me some luck roger !

[fordroyer1]

My name is roger!….but here it goes

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If only this worked. But it’s never changed a damb thing in my life.

[nextweeksnews1]

Whatvthe hell.. I play lotto..

[sgt-rock53]

Come on Roger!!!

[sapphicamydunne]

“Once you become an adult your acne will clear up!”

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Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

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Therapists finding loopholes for mental illness things is one of my favorite things about dealing with mental illness because it really helps me understand that just because a reaction is Common doesn’t mean it’s Right. Does doing dishes stress you out a lot? Buy paper plates. Do your obsessive thoughts make you worry about leaving your curling iron on so you drive home from work to check? Just put the curling iron in your purse and bring it to work with you while we work on tackling where this worry comes from. Symptom management doesn’t have to look like drudgery.

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i used to go days without showering because seeing my body was so upsetting that i would end up spiraling and then i realized i could simply turn the lights out. it took some getting used to but i’ve been showering with the lights off for years and it’s now one of my favorite parts of my day.

do whatever you want nothing is real and there’s no need to inflict unnecessary suffering on yourself just to try to seem “normal”

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the best therapist story i ever heard involved helping a woman with crippling OCD, who couldn’t leave the house because she would obsess that her kettle was still on and would burn the house down.

the therapist told her to take the kettle with her, so she could always know that her house was safe

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reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

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Confidence Helps

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Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

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A little over 8 hours till I either get really good news or really bad news. I am praying so hard for good news. I cannot handle another set back in life. I just need to catch a break for once. 🤞🏻

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Not a single lie in sight……

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

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Shark Week 2018 🦈