Momosaurus

that fren at Tumblr

[momosaurus-hex]

Ask for help is the theme for today

[porterr-robinson]

[videochrome2]

[wizard0rb]

should i post the walmart comic

or should i simply wait

[wizard0rb]

If no one responds then I will have no choice

[wizard0rb]

one sec

[wizard0rb]

here it is. the surreal horror walmart comic i made in eighth(?) grade.

[mjalti]

[bunjywunjy]

oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum! 

and that’s a good thing, 

because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a train’s horn go off three feet from your face. 

constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.

[zeyrablue]

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

[kedreeva]

NASA actually recorded the sun, if you want to hear it:

And they recorded the planets too:

[gardeninthevoid]

so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album

[femmehoudini]

Bitch you are the captain of a starship for the USS Enterprise what the fuck do you mean

[princessnijireiki]

https://twitter.com/archeometrie/status/1170031822614474752?s=12

[edderkopper]

Classic rock

[itissadbutitsmy-life]

i think we as a society need to experience 17776 again

[bookoisseur]

NO.

[adulthoodisokay]

but what if YES

[k-eke]

Drama

[the-birth-of-art]

Happy Labor Day

[sickfuture]

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

[wiredabyss]

Free them

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

Contain them

[only1600kids]

[notabrobro]

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

I TOLD YOU

[spritzeal]

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and  a large tomato”

[thursdayplaid]

I really hope no one’s answered this for you yet, I saw this and got so excited that my obscure knowledge base might come into use.  I had to stretch a few flowers so to speak but Victorian flower language allows for alteration in meaning depending on colour, fruit, flower, bud, steam, leaves and thorns, so I didn’t feel I was too far out of line.  This message would work best as two bouquets bound together.  First red Nasturtium with no leaves (red denotes a leader, the nasturtium a patriot) mixed with white or red Mask Flowers (rebellion, red if you want to emphasize fighting, white martyrdom) around Cypress (death).  Then Chick weed (rendezvous) and Blue Convolvulus (night) surrounded by eight White Popular Leaves (symbolises the time: eight), Yellow Iris (flame, and a flower that grows by rivers) and Yellow Prarie Dock Flowers (this was closest I could find to docks)and one large Tomato Leaf, all bound in Dogwood Bark.  Dogwood represents deceit, but as far as I could find the bark wasn’t used symbolically, and as you referred to the dog instead of a dog, I thought it was likely the pun should be a dead giveaway.  

So there’s your rebel message!

[lorimlee]

This is amazing.

[dulcian]

#thank you flower arranging side of tumblr

[sistertaxon]

little girls who go around after it rains and pick up the worms off the sidewalk and throw them back in the dirt are the cornerstone of our society and we should all strive to have that level of compassion for each other and for the natural world

[this-podcast]

this was written by a grateful worm

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Aren’t we all grateful worms in one way or another

[everythingfox]

“I’m so happy for them”

(Source)

[jeaniefranklins]

I’ve been laughing at “you kick her body like the football?” for days.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Me, lightly nudging Mochi out of the way so I don’t drop a hot pan or something similarly dangerous on both of us: Kitty, Please.

Mochi: I   A M   S O C K   N O W.

[ballsballsbowls]

I HAD to know what Miette looked like and I was NOT disappointed

[x]

[ladepanda]

Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

[keep-chasing-rainbows-deactivat]

2. Barely anyone in my life knows the website even exists.

[celestialdeth]

3. employers won’t ask for my tumblr handle

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

4. Website doesn’t post a “timeline” with laser-targeted ads about me.

[markingatlightspeed]

5. Non-algorythmic feed. It lets me read shit in the order it was posted.

[itistimetodisappear]

6. Can’t see other people’s follower counts. Big and small blogs interact/mix better, no one is idolized.

[dammitradar]

7. No one, absolutely no one, can manage to make money off us little shits

[insomniac-arrest]

Okay, so apparently there are only 200 employees that work on tumblr and with around 452 mil blogs that’s like one employee per 2.2 mil users 

man, if this place is a jungle that’s probably because that’s a lot of freaking kids for one babysitter woah

[adulthoodisokay]

me trying to keep my 2.2 mil users happy and entertained: 

[cyle]

me every time i try something with my 2.2 million users

[awnerd]

Our Trust and Safety team, keeping each of their own 2.2 million tumblr folks cared for and safe.

[punk]

me bringing that good good to my 2.2m users

[kevbrinx-deactivated20231118]

@staff after a long day of working for their beloved users

[punk]

omfg @kevbrinx this is SO CUTE 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[momosaurus-hex]

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