MOMO

I'm Momo and I have a gun

[hayaosmiyazaki]

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

[chewbacca]

PAUL (2011) dir. Greg Mottola

[twin-fox]

Someone put red paint on the "Serve and Protect" sculpture at the Salt Lake City police building and it is such a powerful statement.

"Good art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed." -C.A.C.

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[baby-yoda]

[jturn]

[dollmaycry]

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

[closetedguyy]

are you going to make shoelaces as well

[sansv0re]

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

[closetedguyy]

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

[transmeddragon]

Bad addition to an already bad post

[closetedguyy]

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Weak

[closetedguyy]

anyone want to shoot me

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

[dollmaycry]

[insaneinspireddreamer]

[alexander]

[poeticose-blog]

[retronerdinfinity-deactivated20]

The master of burns Yours Truly

[4gifs]

[officialjiggly]

this guy would survive in movies

[thenarator]

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

[a-lemon-tree-blog]

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

[pearlmarley]

This whole post is GOLD

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

The girl deserved to be kicked in the face tbh.

[porterr-robinson]

[maricon-carne]

[wollythedane]

That slap is THROWING me, I might die.

[adelleda]

[saintdollyparton]

You call this “TMI.” I call it getting tips from the master.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A true warrior queen has risen

[emmersdrawberry]

C h o s e n

[psychmused]

Me when they abruptly turn the lights on immediately after A Star Is Born ends.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mockwa]

[assgod]

oMg????????

[wintersmitth]

[thedeactivateddeactivated]

[unluckyrose]

scarier and better performed than any horror movie