[thoodleoo]

do u ever just wish u could be an ancient oracle and your whole job was to do weed and tell stupid riddles to rich conquerors only for them to misinterpret your words and die

[gael-garcia]

It’s the Basic Ball!

A ball for the rest of the LGBT-cuties.

—A Black Lady Sketch Show 1x02

[savvy-ivvory]

That “Bitch he’s not eating he’s at work” has me flatlined

[itrytobesocialimagines]

world mental health day

just a friendly reminder that it is okay to:

worry about yourself 

ask for help

need a friend

speak about your mind

not be okay.

this day is about you.

[somecutething]

Owner fell asleep with her phone in her hand and the lights on again.

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

[kittiesand--tiddies]

We literally dont deserve dogs

[pissvortex]

[st-just]

[khe1]

i am a sexy vampire but my wife is an even sexier werewolf

[khe1]

[lyjerria]

as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cerberus Dog Costumes

Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet

[meangirlnurse]

so excited about the prospect of finally having an apartment of my own that i got the shakes in the home goods section of a TJ Max

[meangirlnurse]

concerned bystander: ma’am? are you all right? me, on the verge of tears: apardmint…….

[meangirlnurse]

i panicked and bought a set of tasteful novelty dish towels 

[psychotic-psypport]

If people think you’re faking your psychosis because you realize your delusions aren’t real on some level, you understand your hallucinations aren’t real, if you don’t present in a very common way, if you “just don’t seem like it”, if no one believes you,

You are valid! Everyone is different and your experiences not looking like most doesn’t make your psychosis fake or invalid. Your experiences matter! You matter! I love you!

[frogsgonewild]

woah there pard’ner... careful scrolling now, there’s danger afoot !

no worries, lemme just whip out my pistol an ya’ll can head on ur merry way. safe traveling, amigos !

[oursuperadventure]

My new pins are now officially in stock on my online store over at http://www.sarahgraley.com/shop ! There’s a beautiful rainbow metal videogame cat variant, a bunch of spooky glow in the dark pins, and even a sword and shield cat pin set! Go check them out!

[catsbeaversandducks]

By In Your Face Cake

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[thingsfromthedirt]

[theonion]

Raccoon Crushed To Death By Garbage Truck Hits Jackpot With Reincarnation

[angrytransgirlsunited]