Love Me Tender

😵vibes🤠

[amygdalae]

sorry I say weird shit sometimes I’m just so excited to be alive

[aurpiment]

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

[oarfjsh]

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

i hate when family comes over and theyre like how’s the job going. how’s the education going. and i’m just like don’t talk to me unless it’s about the Show i just watched

[drferox]

This is possibly the most wrong thing I have seen on a click bait article ever. The more you look, the worse it gets.

It claims to be an X-ray of a pregnant horse.

There are several faults with that assumption:

It is an old school film X-ray, about the size of an A4. It is no way big enough to X-ray an entire horse.

An X-ray machine big enough to X-ray an entire horse does not exist, and would pump out obscene amounts of radiation if it did.

That ‘horse’ is lying down. Good luck with that.

Something very creative is happening with its front legs, feet, hocks and skeleton in general.

It has no internal organs.

The thing it is ‘pregnant’ with is mostly situated within the thorax.

The thing it is ‘pregnant’ with appears to be a dog.

The ‘dog’ appears to be ‘pregnant’ with a cat.

The ‘cat’ appears to be ‘pregnant’ with… possibly a rat?

[memorycycle]

*flight intercom* this is your captain speakinf. googoo gaga babay bububugbggh huegy oo gaga googy bboobobobaba *plane rapidly descending*

[evilwizard]

*wizard intercom* hello passengers—it’s the wizard again. guess who i just de-aged 36 and a half years

[swallowtail27]

Happy (late) birthday to the king of animation! — and the king of cross dressing... 😳 😏

[utopians]

the gordon ramsey failing to understand the concept of death tweet is really one of the funniest things every created on this earth

[utopians]

wait I can't believe some of you hadn't seen it

[chromaticabrasions]

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

[chromaticabrasions]

huh. guys i feel a little funny

[sexhaver]

i think about this a lot

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

mcdonalds: do u want fries with your meal

me: uuuhh hold on *fishes around in my pocket* bucket wheel excavator what should i do?

"can you ask if they sell dirt"

[yteicosanievilew]

i’m like the joker in the sense that i tell jokes sometimes

[yteicosanievilew]

i’m like the riddler in the sense that i tell riddles sometimes

[yteicosanievilew]

i don’t have much in common with the penguin

[devilishdescent]

HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK

[bogleech]

the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him

[bisexualwario]

shaggy said booooo we hate your pussy

[murielsweating]

I’ve been thinking about “you can’t pin joy like a moth” all day.

[powerfulwizard]

[gelledegg]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[airandangels]

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

[redchrominance]

"Behold, a van!"

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[honeytuesday]

doing my best to beat the sleepyhead allegationzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz