fashions of fate 🪐

rei! ❀ they/them ✿ adult ❀ artist + writer heated rivalry and iwtv ao3

[mondaysoda]

'oh sick like crazy?' 'oh, cancer?' SHANE STOP GUESSING!!!!

[graceebooks]

the moral of heated rivalry is that yes, he will still love you even if you DO just repeatedly guess random afflictions he could be referring to when he tries to tell you his father is sick instead of simply letting him explain the situation

[ticklefighthockey]

@sprylittleboy this made me laugh out loud

[flopstat]

what kind of estrogen are they giving sam reid

[reticent-vampire]

Jacob Anderson as Louis de Pointe du Lac The Vampire Lestat 3.02

[loungemermaid]

Soft butch Jane Hollander finally cutting her nearly hip length hair into a choppy razored wolf cut/shag and Lilya Rozanova legitimately forgetting how to breathe as she slams her rum and coke at a stupid bar in Tampa in a dress she thought would be funny but now looks stupid because god, she’s never even seen Jane in pants let alone the smudgy eyeliner and crisp button down with the sleeves rolled up and wide leg trousers, sunglasses tucked in her cleavage and oh my god, is she wearing a black lacy bra? Can she actually see Jane Fucking Hollander’s Bra ™? Did her awful fucking movie star boyfriend make her change her image?? If he did it would be a weird choice because prissy, perfectly feminine, princess Jane looks gay now. Really fucking gay.

[deathbats-art]

screenshot study/redraw from the passenger 2023!!! i let the brain worms control me ratatouille style that's why it came out so good even though i have zero practice doing realism like this :P

(detail crop of randy's sad little face + uncoloured version under the cut :3)

[smokingrozanov]

Ilya: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Shane: baby, of course. I would take such good care of you. Get you the nicest dirt I could. & I’d bring you to the rink every day so you could wiggle around on the ice :)

Ilya: okay :D would you still love me if I was bad at hockey?

Shane: Please don’t ask me that

[nicolegendary]

i knowwwwww in my heart ilya would love taking shanes last name and after they have kids referring to their family unit as hollanders. ilya turning around to the backseat like okey hollanders here is plan. we are going to be in and out of costco in thirty minutes. you may choose ONE item each. if we get separated we meet at optometrist. we will get ice creams on the way out as long as everyone is cool and nobody tells dad. hollanders on three.

[hard-times-paramore]

Okay, real talk now. People love to tag male characters in posts about women, but this post is gonna take this seriously. Is there actually a canonically male character you believe is a trans woman? Or at least has made into a trans woman for a fanart or a fanfic? Excluding the ones canonically implied.

Sound off in the tags! Link to the fanart or fic if available. Do it. Give me the girls. Make more women.

[mymoonandmyshane]

i believe that one of the penalties shane gets a lot is unsportsmanlike conduct. in the nhl, this penalty can be issued for players who argue or challenge the refs calls. now, captains are allowed to discuss a call and rule interpretations with a ref, but you gotta be cordial.

shane “hockeytism” hollander HATES when a ref makes a bad call. this is literally your job and youre fucking it up?? that was not slashing are you blind?? he gets heated about this, even when he’s just watching a random game. he’s shouting and cursing and making a well-informed case for why the ref is wrong.

hockey refs are notoriously bad so i guarantee shane gets into it a lot. i do think he knows when to quit so he doesnt get an unnecessary penalty but sometimes the call is so bad he cant help but be furious. his teammates have had to physically restrain him on the bench multiple times so he didnt hop the boards and scream at them.

[graceebooks]

also he's probably getting serena williamsed every morning noon and night while the white boys skate by saying and doing worse every day without a peep

[dimorisik]

hear me out louis deciding to fuck around with jarda just to annoy lestat but jarda actually turns him down because "sorry dude I'm like really straight" and hearing that from someone with lestat's face is in top 10 most repulsive things louis has ever expirienced lmao

[ticklefighthockey]

for me all convincing HR divorce fic premises hinge on the fact that sex is and has always been their shared language of intimacy & trust and when the sexual connection breaks down or gets disrupted in some way they both panic and think something must be deeply and profoundly Wrong. however I do think that ilya panics more, out of an unspoken but deeply felt belief that mind-meltingly hot sex is what he brings to the table in this relationship, and if he stops bringing mind-meltingly hot sex to the table shane will start noticing the character flaws that make him fundamentally unlovable. and this triggers all his old self-sabotaging emotional defense mechanisms, because if they’re inevitably going stop loving you and leave you it’s better and less devastating to push them away first. at least then it’s your fault and wholly within your control.

[laurie-ipsum]

Fanfic readers, what do you think about quotes, song lyrics, or lines of poetry that some writers put at the beginning of a story or chapter?

I love them and always read them

I usually read them, but don't feel one way or another about them

I usually skip them, but don't feel one way or another about them

I never read them

I wish authors would stop doing this

I think they are great. I always find great new songs or authors in them!

I require more nuance (let me know in the tags)

Voting ended onJun 17

[24x81]

gay sex isn't real. They made it up for that hockey show

[kateantropova]

HUDSON WILLIAMS BVLGARI

[cuppydogshane]

bisexual terminator this russian menace that his name is ilya and he has a tender heart

[boitterfly]