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North || 16 || They I only use this account to reblog memes. I probably followed you for: Kin: Mettacore-Kin Mineblr: aro-acacia Mogai: Craftgender And would appreciate it if you followed those accounts instead of this one because this one is pretty much inactive 💕

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

you can only reblog this on December 4th

[dnd-pain-stuff]

[weaselle]

screaming, gods, the fucking punchline to this joke is too good

[meanplastic]

[ellieisnotoldyet-deactivated202]

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

[realityremedy]

You would not believe how comforting this is.

[sydcores-moved-deactivated20210]

[mynameiskleiosgirl]

Also, it could be genetic, result of severe stress, or short-term / long-term illnesses. Certain medical conditions like pregnancy and chronic pain fuck with your teeth.

And don’t get me started on the criminal state of dental coverage in the US.

[catchymemes]

[weaselle]

that is SO uncomfortable to look at

[ejacutastic]

drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif

[ejacutastic]

I’M GOING TO LOSE IT IT WASN’T FOR MOTHER’S DAY THEY JUST HAVE THE FUCKING DANCING BABY 24/7

[khanooqa]

WE WENT??? ITS THERE???

[nnegan13]

can you fucking imagine

Peter quill survives the snap right and is chilling with the avengers when endgame rolls around. he volunteers to go to Vormir bc Gamora obviously and it’s like him and nebula and they get up there and red skull is like “you must lose that which you love” and nebula and quill look at each other and are like ‘I don’t particularly love you’ and so quill fucking reaches into his jacket and pulls out his Zune Yondu got him in gotg2 and chucks it over the edge and red skull’s like wtf? but then it works 

[jedi-valjean]

The problem with these “inanimate objects work fine” headcanon is that it’s supposed to be a soul for a soul and MP3 players don’t have those

[nnegan13]

you’re tryna tell me there’s not a single soul song on that Zune? 

[jedi-valjean]

You know what, I take it back. The Soul Stone’s already reaching by considering Thanos’ “love” for Gamora valid. It shouldn’t have a problem with an MP3 player.

[draconian-rex-deactivated202207]

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[senpatriarch]

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

[polararts]

Yeah, okay.

[robotlyra]

I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013

This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone

Lord Licorice though…

Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.

[catbountry]

WHAT

[leonitic-deactivated20190601]

HELLO?????????????

[sweetpotatertatas]

IGNORE MY LAST TWO POSTS

SMSLSKSSKSKSNZKSN

[furbearingbrick]

reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once

[ubercharge]

[ this person made a sponge mod that clears all water ] and i am positively losing my mind at this shit

[ubercharge]

[ they also soaked up the ocean ]

[ubercharge]

[stimman4000]

this video was made by the devil

[obviouslypancakes]

[meelktooth]

Every step was like a punch to the gut

[meanplastic]

[reysjwalker-deactivated20160320]

I know this is supposed to be funny, but does it horrify anyone else that social media is being used by employers to monitor how happy we are to be slaves to capitalism and if we aren’t 1000% enthusiastic about having to work, you’re immediately terminated? He says “Good luck with your no money, no job life” but the implication is pretty clear–”Good luck starving to death because you didn’t live to serve me/my company” 

So if you express a feeling about your job/working/capitalism on your own social media space that doesn’t please your employers, you’re punished.

Holy fuck

This is some dystopian shit right here

[wan-shailu]

This is actually illegal in the US, by the way. There’s a thing called the National Labor Relations Act that protects your right to complain about your job (the reasoning being if you can’t complain you can’t find other employees with similar complaints to start a union with).

If this happens to you, you should file a complaint with the National Labor Relations Board. Source: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2013/01/complaining_about_your_job_on_facebook_the_national_labor_relations_board.html

And: http://mynlrb.nlrb.gov/link/document.aspx/09031d4580e8c5f4

[medusamaybe]

I have always been uncomfortable with this post and I’m so glad queerjoseph was able to put it into words for me

[o-kurwa]

[readableporn]

Your neighbors are rad as fuck

[qunari]

man no offense but reclaiming “dyke” as a lesbian doesn’t have a fraction of the push back as reclaiming “queer” has, and that really ought to tell you something about what really influences people’s knee jerk reactions to “queer.”

if I said “dykes unite!” it would be seen as a rallying cry for all of us who identify as dykes, but if I say “queer folks unite!” I’m going to get countless responses about how I’m “forcing queer onto people.”

concern over it being a “slur” is half assed and hollow ringing at best when no other reclaimed slurs get treated the same way, and besides the fact, its like no one understands what the word “reclaiming” even means.

but people still won’t take 2 seconds out of their day to consider that their socially influenced bias against “queer” vs any other similar term might be influenced by shitty people with shitty motives underneath it all.

[qunari]

you want to know why you knee jerk react to “queer?”

you’ve been trained to.

the reason you see someone saying “dykes unite!” and don’t assume the same thing as you would if it were “queer folks unite!” is you have observed and absorbed singular responses of people insisting “you’re forcing that on me!” with queer, and not with dyke.

this trains the reaction in you that people using queer are forcing it on others, without you criticizing that at all.

and y'all don’t observe in the slightest who is starting these chain reactions, who are conditioning you into singularly treating the word queer and people who identify with it differently than all other reclaimed slurs and people who use them.

but I’ll tell you: it’s TERFs. radfems. truscum, transmeds. racists. biphobes. literally any kind of shitty asshole you can think of that doesn’t like the term for political and bigoted reasons outside of “its a slur.”

and what do they do to turn sensible, non bigoted people against a word they don’t like? the same things the cishets do. demonize the group (“they force it on us!”) and therefore tainting the identity by association of “bad behavior.”

this turns into what you see today, ignorant LGBTQ people re-weaponizing a decades reclaimed slur at their own people, like derogatorily saying “kweer,” because they’ve been conditioned into believing their own community members are out for them.

if you don’t see how that’s pattern for pattern TERF tactics, I don’t know what to tell you. but as a genderqueer person, its hyper unnerving to witness everyone’s susceptibility to some pretty easily identifiable ploys, because now I have to wonder how long until your willful blindness turns you against non-cis people, like they truly want.

[qunari]

here is a straight fact: if you see someone using “queer,” whether its personal or as a community term, and your reaction is “ugh they’re forcing that term on me,” you’ve been conditioned into queerphobia.

the idea that community members are automatically forcing the term on people who don’t identify with it, when they’re just using their own comfortable language, is a flat out prejudice. and one you don’t afford other people who use reclaimed slurs in the exact same way. its an assumption aimed at your own goddamn community members, how in the hell is that not bigoted?

100% of the time when I see a queer person defending their own language (key word DEFENDING, because they got attacked for it,) the response is always “well sorry, guess I’m the bad guy for not wanting queer to be forced on me.”

yeah. you are the bad guy. because you’re playing a pathetic victim card and villifying people based on your own personal, prejudiced belief that queer people all want to force their identity on you.

get a fucking clue. they aren’t.

[aaliyahbreaux]

I wonder how many gay people are actually transgender & dont know it because people thing being transgender is transitioning when it’s literally just not being cis.

[aaliyahbreaux]

like I had a friend tell me last night “all my life I wanted to be a girl. even to this day, like if someone told me I could transition & look like you or *insert another trans woman idk* I would do it in a heartbeat” and when I was like omg ur transgender he was surprised? like he was like wait just wanting to be a girl makes me transgender even if I dont do anything about it? and like its harder to pinpoint non binary people but if u have a desire be a different gender ur transgender. transitioning is a choice but being transgender is not.

[divinegaeity-deactivated2023101]

“One of the symptoms of being a girl is wanting to be a girl.” Don’t remember where I heard that but the quote is my life.

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

This is one of the posts I can explicitly pinpoint as helping me realize that I might not be cis. The biggest symptom of being trans is wanting to not be your gender. It can also be dysphoria, it can also be euphoria, it can also be presentation, but wanting to be something else is all you really need.

[grumsal]

they’re *finally* making sexy oliver twist

[ajyson]

“please, daddy, i want some more”

[jonbutter]

not only do i want this post deleted, but i want the entire channel of NBC deleted right this minute

[cniska]

Imagine a d&d game but everyone talks like golf announcers and you all just soft clap when someone rolls a 20

[bajablast666]

“great swing from the barbarian, absolutely beautiful”

[beingatoaster]

#“and i do believe - yes. that will be enough damage from the rogue’s sneak attack to kill the dragon.” #“vaeren the black has pulled ahead in the killshot tally for this campaign in a stupendous way. well done.” #“although his overall damage is still behind szanaks the sorcerer” #“true. that’s very true. it’s hard to compete with szanaks’s gratuitous use of area-effect spells.”

[kenkuarchive]

“Look at that pure concentration on the monk’s face as he prepares his carefully placed punches. He knows it’s now or never… He has just rolled the most natural of 20s, but it is not over yet. The only question that remains:

How does he want to do this?”

[weloveshortvideos]

british summer is here.

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”

[psshaw]

ASMR. Rain AND instant cosmic punishment.

[betterthanakickintheface]

That was fun

[terminusest13]

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