monster fuckability tournament

18+ propaganda is highly encouraged in the notes and my ask box!

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Which is more fuckable?

Symbiote

Yautja

Voting ended onSep 19, 2025

Symbiote:

“A race made of a viscous protoplasm, the Symbiotes graft themselves onto hosts, imbuing them with powers and creating the universe’s most deadly predators.” Marvel Comics

Image credit: Marvel Comics/Clayton Crain

Yautja:

“Yautjas are physically distinguished from Humans by their greater height, arthropod-like mandibles and long, hair-like appendages on their heads that are set into their skulls. Their bodies are resilient to damage, capable of recovering from multiple gunshot wounds and radiation doses which would be fatal to Humans. They are much stronger than Humans, being easily capable of outmatching a conditioned adult Human soldier and shattering solid concrete with their bare hands.” Alien Species Wiki

Image credit: Predator Franchise

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less than 45 minutes before we head into the finals and it is neck and neck!

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Propaganda for Symbiote:

• Just look at that, from the movies I watched, it can easily move my body (host) against my will (if I want). Therefore, if I want to get overstimulated until I pass out I can just ask it to keep fingering me until the latter.

very, very good points

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Which is more fuckable?

Symbiote

Yautja

Voting ended onSep 19, 2025

Symbiote:

“A race made of a viscous protoplasm, the Symbiotes graft themselves onto hosts, imbuing them with powers and creating the universe’s most deadly predators.” Marvel Comics

Image credit: Marvel Comics/Clayton Crain

Yautja:

“Yautjas are physically distinguished from Humans by their greater height, arthropod-like mandibles and long, hair-like appendages on their heads that are set into their skulls. Their bodies are resilient to damage, capable of recovering from multiple gunshot wounds and radiation doses which would be fatal to Humans. They are much stronger than Humans, being easily capable of outmatching a conditioned adult Human soldier and shattering solid concrete with their bare hands.” Alien Species Wiki

Image credit: Predator Franchise

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Which is more fuckable?

Dragon

Minotaur

Voting ended onSep 18, 2025

Dragon:

"Beliefs about dragons vary considerably through regions, but dragons in Western cultures since the High Middle Ages have often been depicted as winged, horned, and capable of breathing fire. Dragons in eastern cultures are usually depicted as wingless, four-legged, serpentine creatures with above-average intelligence. Commonalities between dragons' traits are often a hybridization of feline, reptilian, mammal, and avian features." Wikipedia

Photo credit: Friedrich Justin Bertuch from 1806

Minotaur:

“The Minotaur was a fearful hybrid creature; according to the writer Apollodorus, it “had the face of a bull, but the rest of him was human.” In many artistic depictions, the Minotaur also had a bull’s tail and an unusually hairy body. “ Mythopedia

Picture credit: Monster Wiki

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semi finals (for real this time) will start tomorrow! our match ups leading into the finals will be dragon vs minotaur and symbiote vs yautja. - Ro

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Which is more fuckable? Semi Finals!

Werewolf

Yautja

Voting ended onSep 11, 2025

Werewolf:

“In folklore, a werewolf (from Old English werwulf 'man-wolf'), or occasionally lycanthrope (from Ancient Greek lŭkánthrōpos 'wolf-human'), is an individual who can shapeshift into a wolf, or especially in modern film, a therianthropic hybrid wolf/human-like creature, either purposely or after being placed under a curse or affliction, often a bite or the occasional scratch from another werewolf, with the transformations occurring on the night of a full moon.” Wikipedia

Image credit: Monster Wiki

Yautja:

“Yautjas are physically distinguished from Humans by their greater height, arthropod-like mandibles and long, hair-like appendages on their heads that are set into their skulls. Their bodies are resilient to damage, capable of recovering from multiple gunshot wounds and radiation doses which would be fatal to Humans. They are much stronger than Humans, being easily capable of outmatching a conditioned adult Human soldier and shattering solid concrete with their bare hands.” Alien Species Wiki

Image credit: Predator Franchise

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Which is more fuckable? Semi Finals!

Orc

Symbiote

Voting ended onSep 10, 2025

Orc:

“While they differed greatly, orcs shared certain physical qualities. Orcs of all kinds usually had stooped builds, grayish skin, and coarse black hair, with low foreheads, reddish eyes, and faces of porcine appearance that featured large lower canines similar to a boar's tusks. They also had wolf-like ears that were pointed on the ends. Orcs were roughly the same size as humans and similar humanoids, though usually larger.” Forgotten Realms Wiki

Image credit: Warriors of Myth Wiki

Symbiote:

“A race made of a viscous protoplasm, the Symbiotes graft themselves onto hosts, imbuing them with powers and creating the universe’s most deadly predators.” Marvel Comics

Image credit: Marvel Comics/Clayton Crain

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oh wait. these are not the semi finals. the semi finals are next. whoops. don’t make polls while exhausted gang. -Ro

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Which is more fuckable? Semi Finals!

Gorgon

Minotaur

Voting ended onSep 10, 2025

Gorgon:

“In Greek mythology, the Gorgons were female monsters that had fangs and serpents for hair with bronze claws.” Wikipedia

Picture credit: Warriors of Myth Wiki

Minotaur:

“The Minotaur was a fearful hybrid creature; according to the writer Apollodorus, it “had the face of a bull, but the rest of him was human.” In many artistic depictions, the Minotaur also had a bull’s tail and an unusually hairy body. “ Mythopedia

Picture credit: Monster Wiki

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Which is more fuckable? Semi Finals!

Centaur

Dragon

Voting ended onSep 10, 2025

Centaur:

"A centaur (/ˈsɛntɔːr, ˈsɛntɑːr/ SEN-tor, SEN-tar; Ancient Greek: κένταυρος, romanized: kéntauros; Latin: centaurus), occasionally hippocentaur, also called Ixionidae (Ancient Greek: Ιξιονίδαι, romanized: Ixionidai, "sons of Ixion"), is a creature from Greek mythology with the upper body of a human and the lower body and legs of a horse that was said to live in the mountains of Thessaly." Wikipedia

Photo credit: Centauress, by John La Farge

Dragon:

"Beliefs about dragons vary considerably through regions, but dragons in Western cultures since the High Middle Ages have often been depicted as winged, horned, and capable of breathing fire. Dragons in eastern cultures are usually depicted as wingless, four-legged, serpentine creatures with above-average intelligence. Commonalities between dragons' traits are often a hybridization of feline, reptilian, mammal, and avian features." Wikipedia

Photo credit: Friedrich Justin Bertuch from 1806

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Which is more fuckable? Second Chance Edition

Grim Reaper

Yautja

Voting ended onAug 21, 2025

Grim Reaper:

“The Grim Reaper is a spectral entity that is said to be the sentient manifestation of Death itself. Since the 15th century, Death has commonly been perceived to be an animated human skeleton, draped in pitch black robes and carrying a scythe. With this scythe, the Reaper severs the soul's last ties to life and grants the soul safe passage to the afterlife.”

Image credit: D-Keine on iStock

Yautja:

“Yautjas are physically distinguished from Humans by their greater height, arthropod-like mandibles and long, hair-like appendages on their heads that are set into their skulls. Their bodies are resilient to damage, capable of recovering from multiple gunshot wounds and radiation doses which would be fatal to Humans. They are much stronger than Humans, being easily capable of outmatching a conditioned adult Human soldier and shattering solid concrete with their bare hands.” Alien Species Wiki

Image credit: Predator Franchise

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Which is more fuckable?

Symbiote

Yautja

Voting ended onAug 12, 2025

Symbiote:

“A race made of a viscous protoplasm, the Symbiotes graft themselves onto hosts, imbuing them with powers and creating the universe’s most deadly predators.” Marvel Comics

Image credit: Marvel Comics/Clayton Crain

Yautja:

“Yautjas are physically distinguished from Humans by their greater height, arthropod-like mandibles and long, hair-like appendages on their heads that are set into their skulls. Their bodies are resilient to damage, capable of recovering from multiple gunshot wounds and radiation doses which would be fatal to Humans. They are much stronger than Humans, being easily capable of outmatching a conditioned adult Human soldier and shattering solid concrete with their bare hands.” Alien Species Wiki

Image credit: Predator Franchise

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Which is more fuckable?

Succubus/Incubus

Werewolf

Voting ended onAug 12, 2025

Succubus/Incubus:

“Succubi and incubi are shapeshifting fiends who delight in the corruption of mortals through temptation. They are the same race, but when female-presenting they are called a succubus and when male-presenting an incubus…. In their true form, succubi appear like beautiful humanoids with a fiendish twist, almost tiefling-like, with clawed hands, leathery wings, and sharpened teeth.” Critical Role Wiki

Photo credit: D&D Monster Manual

Werewolf:

“In folklore, a werewolf (from Old English werwulf 'man-wolf'), or occasionally lycanthrope (from Ancient Greek lŭkánthrōpos 'wolf-human'), is an individual who can shapeshift into a wolf, or especially in modern film, a therianthropic hybrid wolf/human-like creature, either purposely or after being placed under a curse or affliction, often a bite or the occasional scratch from another werewolf, with the transformations occurring on the night of a full moon.” Wikipedia

Image credit: Monster Wiki

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Which is more fuckable?

Orc

Pyramid Head

Voting ended onAug 11, 2025

Orc:

“While they differed greatly, orcs shared certain physical qualities. Orcs of all kinds usually had stooped builds, grayish skin, and coarse black hair, with low foreheads, reddish eyes, and faces of porcine appearance that featured large lower canines similar to a boar's tusks. They also had wolf-like ears that were pointed on the ends. Orcs were roughly the same size as humans and similar humanoids, though usually larger.” Forgotten Realms Wiki

Image credit: Warriors of Myth Wiki

Pyramid Head:

“Red Pyramid Thing, more colloquially known as Pyramid Head, is a humanoid monster in the Silent Hill franchise first appearing in Silent Hill 2. His red helmet and butcher's attire echo the executioners of the town's past, who worshipped the angel of rebirth Valtiel. He is a manifestation of James Sunderland's guilt and desire for punishment, existing to keep him human and help him remember his past actions. The monster wields the Great Knife and the Great Spear, instruments of James' inner torment.” Silent Hill Wiki

Picture credit: Villains Wiki

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Which is more fuckable?

Grim Reaper

Minotaur

Voting ended onAug 11, 2025

Grim Reaper:

“The Grim Reaper is a spectral entity that is said to be the sentient manifestation of Death itself. Since the 15th century, Death has commonly been perceived to be an animated human skeleton, draped in pitch black robes and carrying a scythe. With this scythe, the Reaper severs the soul's last ties to life and grants the soul safe passage to the afterlife.”

Image credit: D-Keine on iStock

Minotaur:

“The Minotaur was a fearful hybrid creature; according to the writer Apollodorus, it “had the face of a bull, but the rest of him was human.” In many artistic depictions, the Minotaur also had a bull’s tail and an unusually hairy body. “ Mythopedia

Picture credit: Monster Wiki

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Which is more fuckable?

Frankenstein’s Monster

Gorgon

Voting ended onAug 10, 2025

Frankenstein’s Monster:

“Shelley described Frankenstein's monster as an 8-foot-tall (2.4 m) creature of hideous contrasts: ‘His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! Great God! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was of a lustrous black, and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances only formed a more horrid contrast with his watery eyes, that seemed almost of the same colour as the dun-white sockets in which they were set, his shrivelled complexion and straight black lips.’” Wikipedia and the original text of Frankenstein

Photo credit: Monster Wiki

Gorgon:

“In Greek mythology, the Gorgons were female monsters that had fangs and serpents for hair with bronze claws.” Wikipedia

Picture credit: Warriors of Myth Wiki

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Which is more fuckable?

Dragon

Dryad

Voting ended onAug 10, 2025

Dragon:

"Beliefs about dragons vary considerably through regions, but dragons in Western cultures since the High Middle Ages have often been depicted as winged, horned, and capable of breathing fire. Dragons in eastern cultures are usually depicted as wingless, four-legged, serpentine creatures with above-average intelligence. Commonalities between dragons' traits are often a hybridization of feline, reptilian, mammal, and avian features." Wikipedia

Photo credit: Friedrich Justin Bertuch from 1806

Dryad:

“In Greek mythology, the dryads are tree nymphs that guard forests and sacred groves. Their most famous iteration is the Hamadryads, who were connected to oak trees. The dryads reflected the sacred relationship between nature and the divine. …. In the realm of visual art, dryads are often portrayed as ethereal women, sometimes merging with or emerging from trees.” History Cooperative

Photo credit: mythicalcreatures.info