leo @monstermonsterman - Tumblr Blog

i’ve never made a blog master post so

main- @monstermonsterman

art - @leosaturdayy

Comics (mainly spider-man) - @notnotamutant

pretty things and aesthetic - @welshdirt

my tag for original posts is Legally had to! idk why

#legally had to #yeah

belovedgamers

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

#here's the thing #gale and katniss fantasise about this #and yes gale is a bit more real about it but it's a pipe dream for them #then they actually do leave their home behind and run away to a new place #and it's nothing like they imagined.#and gale can't take his family'

qcharlie

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

qcharlie

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

qcharlie

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

roaldamundsen

give it up for bread with soup

assaultmystic

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

evilneo

Nico Di Angelo is Christine Daaé coded i will elaborate if this gets like any notes

#legally had to #percy jackson #nico di angelo #pjo #heroes of olympus #hoo

mrotiski

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you

#scarlet spider kaine #i am NAWT buzz cutting my hair

kittyoperas

twisted every way.

b0nkcreat

OH THATS GORE!!!!!!! THATS GORE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄😄😄😁😁😀😀😄😁🙌🙌🙏🙌🙌🙏🙌

we need to save corgis from being the british dog they are WELSH. stop naming them Queenie NOW

#legally had to

orpheuslament

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

akashicrecord

rubauls dragrace will return after these messages

akashicrecord

batmanisagatewaydrug

having a small dick would be such an advantage. imagine the things you could try to stick it into?? the possibilities are endless

sort of a Galapagos finch beak of wieners, adapted to fit in unexpected and novel niches.

incidentally, one time my wife told me that if I had a dick he just knows I'd get hurt doing experiments with it.

batmanisagatewaydrug

and he's right for that, I love sensations and have almost no self preservation in pursuit of The Bit

batmanisagatewaydrug

if I woke up with a dick tomorrow I would be using it to touch Everything. and if some of the Everything hurt, well, that's just a bonus. I'm nosy and I want to know what a hurt dick feels like. makes me mad that there are things I'm not optimized to experience.

batmanisagatewaydrug

calling in sick to work and staying home to compile different textures to expose to my penis #mypenis

batmanisagatewaydrug

I guess maybe sex stuff would be fun also and I would definitely be cranking it as much as possible but mostly I'd be like calling my friends over to kick my balls (I also have balls in this scenario) as a freebie