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literally what do i even put here my cup size is 34F and my posts are all bad. follow me.

[monstermonsterman]

i’ve never made a blog master post so

main- @monstermonsterman

art - @leosaturdayy

Comics (mainly spider-man) - @notnotamutant

pretty things and aesthetic - @welshdirt

my tag for original posts is Legally had to! idk why

[mrsterlingeverything]

28 is the oldest you can get in your 20s. 29 is crazy young like leave them alone weirdo. 30 is old 31 is super young

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[monstermonsterman]

was left alone with my friends bf and i didn't know what to say so i asked him if he likes 67 #yepimasocialbutterfly

[monstermonsterman]

going to scream ITS ALIVE after i give birth like i just made a frankenstein

[jellogram]

I'm so glad wwdits was on FX and they could let Guillermo say fuck because if there was ever a character who deserved to say fuck it's him

[deathstars]

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

[deathstars]

Here you go. This world is beautiful. Humans are beautiful. I love you

[monstermonsterman]

*wakes up in a cold sweat* ao3 needs me to write weird porn!

[podcastwizard]

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

[chewupmyheart]

[kaalbela]

Erika Stearly

[medievaljournalist]

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

[steelycunt]

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

[xylophonetangerine]

pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[gem-andromeda]