[kenshitty]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

[konoko]

god, your worst warrior needs money

[oasisofgalaxies]

My captain told me her convicts kept disappearing in the blood ocean so I asked how many convicts she has and she said she just goes to the prison and gets a new convict afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding convicts to the blood ocean and then she started crying.

[northirish]

I am NOT cooked. However I am softly simmering on a low heat for several hours

[kushblazer666]

[praudzivi]

the smartest scout main

[ratblazer]

reverse gatekeeping. I am on my knees begging people to engage with the source material

[ispyspookymansion]

most obvious example of something creepy + wet is not any kind of Creature or Monster it is in fact . vegetable you forgot about in the fridge

[neenarchive]

why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes

[neenarchive]

going to be honest i don't think making a joke about how the naming conventions of computer parts are kind of silly and counterintuitive really warrants this kind of response. like the original post isn't even about gender or being #justagirl. some of you have got to start thinking 'would i respond this way to a man talking about computers having goofy names'. liiike. i'm saying this as a fellow girlmath joke hater, i wish you'd never looked up what a keyboard was

[overclockedopossum]

I have literally won overclocking competitions. I have a massive computer hardware collection. I am amongst the foremost authorities on certain niche pc hardware bullshit that no-one cares about.

Let me tell you all, I am 100% with OP on this. What the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps?

Like the Ryzen 7 7736U is actually one generation older than the Ryzen 5 7640U, what are people supposed to do? You know which character indicates generation? It's the 3rd digit in the big 4-digit number! 7736U vs 7640U. Meanwhile there's a Ryzen 5 8640U and I genuinely can't remember if anything is different between that and the 7640U. But I'm like 80% sure the Ryzen 5 230 is exactly the same as the Ryzen 5 8640U.

And these are just AMD processors!

[bethanydelleman]

My husband builds and sells computers as a hobby. He writes on the top of his advertisements when selling them "will run Fortnite at full graphics settings" and most of the time, that is literally all the customer wanted to know but the advertisements and long-winded descriptions won't tell them

[sylestial]

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

[nylarac]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

[sreegs]

[clowntainment]

my wet lump

[wokeuplaughing]

gay as hell

[delmondo]

Oh hell no. Our flag means what now?

[beaft]

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

[autumngracy]

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

[stalling]

50 First Doses

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

[slavicafire]

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

[coffee-without-anesthetics]