I'm a Muffin

Hello everyone! I just reblog whatever I think is funny from a variety of fandoms, really just anything I find interesting. I've been here for far too long to change my habits now.

[clingyduoapologist]

The lesson of avatar was never “killing bad people makes you just as bad as them” it was “you cannot be letting fascists dictate what counts as a win or loss” guys like come on it’s been 20 years

[zenzen00]

Also, "always be true to yourself",,,, I cannot express how important that was for Aang as the sole survivor of his entire culture

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[valtsv]

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

[valtsv]

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits

[fullmoonguidance]

thank you for playing stupid games. unfortunately due to ongoing supply line issues, right now we can only give out normal prizes

[egberts]

got sick of all these monkeys with typewriters so i cut off their paws and oohhh boy. wishes are lucrative now. my family members keep dying

[dateamonster]

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

[hrtsdsre]

he will need a bigger skirt than dat

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[bluestockingbaby]

[curiositysavesthecat]

AO3 writers, how do you prefer to check / how do you primarily (or exclusively) check if you’ve gotten any comments on your fics?

By opening AO3 directly

By opening my email and checking from there

I don’t check if I got any comments on my fics

Not a writer on AO3 / Poll does not apply to me

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[enki2]

[mteverestaaaaahh]

It was nice not having to cover them in blood and soot this time

[casgirl]

If you want to blog about phm you should be required to make at least 5 Rocky posts a day. You can’t be a phm blogger and just post about Grace. Drop and give me 15 things you love about Rocky and they MUST be genuine. I can tell.

[casgirl]

That’s what I’m fucking talking about.

[feefal]

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

[feefal]

did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

[claie171art]

Airlock

[raviolireptile]

Birthday post! I am 19 now 🎊 also don’t get mad at Rocky 4 being short w Grace. this is the 5th time in the last 20 mins that Grace has interrupted Rocky’s work to talk about some random bullshit

A month & a half later (+ inspiration):

[megmca]

Finished.

Seven years.

40 pattern pages.

140400 stitches.

And if I never see another beige thread again it will be too soon.

Probably never going with 16 count Aida again either.

[bookshopcrow]

This is incredible and needs more love ❤️

[tweetsongs]

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.