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she/her, 24, C

[boybortion]

Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

[pikaole]

✨ Twinkle twinkle long bugs 🪱

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[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

[nudityandnerdery]

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

[library-graffiti]

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

[kleefkruid]

Never had a tiktok and it's not even banned here but I'm kind of tempted to get the red note app to min-max my Chinese ingredient pantry.

[kleefkruid]

Chinese cooking is very doable once you collect everything for a basic pantry, you mainly prep and measure every single thing beforehand (get a ton of tiny bowls) and then you have to chuck in everything in rapid fashion in the right order and cooking time is pretty short compared to prep (which explains chinese fast food tastes so much better than western ones, it's literally made fast instead of pre-made stuff re-heated)

The real and true challenge of Chinese food is not adding fried rice to everything

[kleefkruid]

@breval @cheery-space-lizz

Here's the website, it's by a Chinese woman living in the US (so unfortunately the recepes use cups, please... my measurements...) but besides that it's all very clear, and very important bonus, you can get the recepes both with meat and plant-based versions, so depending who you are cooking for you can just switch it up!

There's a lot of filters including skill level, time, regions of China, and there's an introductory page on how to set up a basic pantry which is what my link send you to.

If you want a starting recepe (after setting up the pantry) I'd reccomend the hot and sour soup bc it gives you a good idea of the prep while making something that wont burn easely lmao. Also it looks really fancy. (and it freezes well too)

[guccifloralsuits]

nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist

[hi-raethia]

[animentality]

[yf3l]

x

[kaijuno]

I found god in a hopeless place

[bedupolker]

its easy to be cynical about the future but on the bright side at least more people keep giant skeleton statues in their yards now moreso than ever before

[crimsonflowerz]

hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:

i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W

[lyhoradka]

coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

[lyhoradka]

just remembered the barista who worked there last year and treated me with an attitude generally reserved for children and the incompetent to the point where she would frequently adjust my drink order in front of me and every single time it was BANGIN’

[manyblinkinglights]

#cloth barista wire barista

[secretbabydragon]

just be a silly goose with me already you fucking coward

[thebibliosphere]

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

[guooey]

[plumslices]

Genuinely .

[mylittleredgirl]

mercy seems like a long shot here, so my prayer for inauguration day 2025: may they be incompetent. may they just be really bad at implementation. may their egos choke their effectiveness. may they drown themselves week by week with infighting and selfish posturing. may they be easily distracted. may the very governors and senators and agencies and religious leaders that the new administration expects to be friendly force endless stalemates to preserve their own power. may every delay turn into a three ring blame circus so chaotic that no one remembers what they were doing. may the good and necessary parts of government be too boring to draw attention and keep running quietly in the background. may the next four years be full of sound and fury and signify nothing.