The Imperfect in Perfect Stranger

Shalini Nair, 23 Contains all my feels

[thebootydiaries]

Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?

Me: I must survive capitalism

[freshest-memes]

Roman emperor in a lower temperature

[unlimited-nice-works]

Nero below zero

[whimseeker]

Caesar in the freezer

[rachelofcyberia]

Julius in the coolius 

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

[artifixial]

[oberynmartell]

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

[earthstory]

Flags

I have had 3 mineral posts flagged as adult content today. They contained a tourmaline, a muscovite, and a galena. On Friday I had 3 fossil posts flagged as adult content, including a fossil fish, a fossil tooth from a mastodon, and a Tyrannosaur vertebrae. I’ve submitted appeals for each. This has been getting worse over the past month, apparently most of geology content is now only for adults. 

[shanlonwrites]

Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore. 

[vrabia]

i am contractually obligated to congratulate you on this reply

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

[pi4nobl4ck]

[memesymamas]

[friendshipismax]

JESUS

[oparnoshoshoi]

The shock on that cats face

[flyingbird27]

“Must. Not. Move. They. Can’t. Sense. Movement.”

[puyopuyo]

it really is friday night when you think about it

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“Please be patient with me. Sometimes when I’m quiet it’s because I need to figure myself out. It’s not because I don’t want to talk. Sometimes there are no words for my thoughts.”

— Kamla Bolanos

[highlandvalley]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

GIVE HIM THE FISH

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

[deathfromabove1989-deactivated2]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

[fangirltothefullest]

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

[conversationswithamillennial]

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

[what-even-is-thiss]

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

[nerdy-as-heck]

This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain

[sunflorally]

eating isn’t shameful. you aren’t ugly just because you’ve gained weight. calories are necessary. treating yourself is okay. please take care of yourself. your body loves you and depends on you to help it function properly.

[insomniac-arrest]

reasons why I would make a great Greek God

petty

dramatic

Not Straight

doesn’t really moralize

would live on top of a perfectly climbable mountain and only descend to seduce pretty girls and mess with stuff

titties already tf out

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

would absolutely throw valuable golden apples into the mortal realm just to start a war

[weloveshortvideos]

Moseby has lost it…

[binches-deactivated20220521]

this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie

[yomozukis]

I’m reading on old superstitions and: “Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!” September 14th: the day the Devil nuts

[yomozukis]

HAPPY DEVIL NUT DAY

[tshifty]

things i love about autumn

waking up and my window is cold to the touch

foggy mornings

the forest is filled with 1000 different shades of colors

that smell you can’t describe as anything other than autumn

pumpkin spice lattes 

halloween

wearing sweaters and boots and beanies

the crunch of leaves under my shoes

breathing in the cold air

stargazing on crisp nights

the feeling of coziness paired with adventure

drinking hot tea while reading a book outside