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ptchew

Tis the season!

1st-1

spookshowmunster

berryesque

Interview with the cheerleader

berryesque

But I'm a vampire

gummi-ships

oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

arwen-evenstar-archive-deactiva

Practical Magic (1998) dir.: Griffin Dunne

beewulf

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

soratayuya

If you kill something it had better be dead

confusedcuttlefish

depsidase

doublism

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

wizardarchetypes

when I was a kid I had an old tv in my room that would always turn to unwatchable static in the middle of shows but one night my sister and I were watching Naruto & every time Kakashi was on-screen the static cleared so we were like “hahaha the tv looooves Kakashi.”

I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.

We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like “can you move the bookmark off the screen” bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like “huh. what the hell?? well…alright.”

No explanation, but thanks Kakashi.

toastbutteregg

1-7776

bowser cant type words very much bc his claws get in the way so he has to be rly careful so he usually just sends one or two emojis

1-7776

bowser jr: hey dad is it ok if i stay at marios house tonight theyre making pizza and their mom said it was ok and i already finished my homework

bowser: 👍🍕

bowser: ❤️

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

yuri-alexseygaybitch

Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.