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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi

oozey mess
trying on a metaphor

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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cherry valley forever

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Not today Justin
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@moonlightshine7
it's thousand yard stare summer
good.store just passed $13,000,000 raised for charity, which is both a lot and an amount that sometimes comes out when billionaires cough really hard.
anyway, why buy your household cleaning supplies, socks, soap, coffee, tea, and more at a regular store that enriches the few when you could buy it at good store and support vulnerable people and ecosystems?
when a government bans young people from using social media, and then categorises messenger apps like Signal and WhatsApp as "social media", they are pushing those young people toward using text messages, a fundamentally insecure form of communication. texts are not encrypted in transit and can be read by both the sender's mobile carrier and the recipient's. that also means they can be leaked in data breaches, subpoenaed, or just handed over willingly to law enforcement at the carriers' discretion.
hmm. I wonder why governments might want this
this is not JUST about destroying kids' privacy by the way, although that is bad on its own! but think about it: if you can push everyone to spend their formative social years communicating through an insecure protocol, most of them are not going to do the work of moving to a secure one the moment they're legally allowed! banning everyone under 16 from Signal and WhatsApp creates a whole population of people more likely to continue, for the rest of their lives, to communicate using a tool the government can access at the drop of a hat
the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
retrieval team for objects in the backseat
custodian of the parking garage tickets
"All clear my way"
en-route dining concierge
announcing "Horses!" when there are horses
Don't forget the Tommy Gun
You should never forget the Tommy Gun
World Heritage Post
fake marriage trope but theyre so fucking stupid
I’m literally in my beast form going to bed
Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.
i thought they were bees.
oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you
if this account would be a bird, what kind of bird would it be? well my friend I have been into birds lately so i shall give you your answer.
this bird is the kea. they're native to new zealand. a bunch of them is called a circus or a curiosity.
they are endangered, and they know it. they have been known to take apart tourist backpacks, pick apart cars, steal clothes, and whatever else they want to because they're endangered and you can't fight bsck
they're the only alpine parrot, they've been known to ATTACK AND EAT SHEEP?? just . pecking at them and eating what they can peel off. this is one of the reasons they're endangered because the sheep farmers were not happy about it. also they're just really smart overall so yeah.
if you already knew this pretend you didn't
why are you assigning me menace at bird
Me, passing a car covered in horny thirst-trap anime girl stickers: while I personally find this to be cringe, given the national push for censorship, I must concede that this is technically Praxis.
Complaint to Ea-Nāṣir in Akkadian
This is the first time I've heard the full thing. Also a great way to see how the sentence structure would translate in the original language.
"Dream? No, a nightmare."
I am not normal about @bamsara's The Rehabilitation of Death
NOOGIT ART??? BITING CHEWING
my little sona guy but if he was anthropomorphized :)
Internet archive links to books I've started to recommend if you care about indigenous people and anti-colonialism.
The Wretched of the Earth
Discourse On Colonialism
Making Space for Indigenous Feminism
Settlers: The Mythology Of The White Proletariat from Mayflower to Modern
Red Skin, White Masks : Rejecting the Colonial Politics of Recognition
Borderlands/La Frontera
As We Have Always Done
An Indigenous Peoples' History of the United States
Books I couldn't find on the archive but still recommend you purchase or check out at the library:
they got whale plushies before leaving san francisco
Happy easter day!
That one time when people were asking how the plitten were born and I said whatever is funnier, and someone said "They grow out of Leshy's tail"