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i hate the fact that my account ended up deleted but I've been wanting to interact more and am like now able to set up a tag system

anyone who wants to interact is free to send anything in the askbox, and mutuals especially feel free to talk a lot and tag me in anything. This will be the pinned post until I make a more formal one

please don’t ask me to donate

@walrusburgers ~ the love of my life :3

#sweet tea #<- original post/talking tag #friends are going to have various tags #same with mutuals #starman #<- me irl tag #summer :3 #<- my lovely partner

shuffled-bunny

sylvyspritii

My notifications look so much more fun this way

eater-of-the-sand

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

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@kittybroker

kittybroker

Jiggy friend bouncing all around for the low low price of only $19.19!

plaguedocboi

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

theboboshow

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

plaguedocboi

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

plaguedocboi

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

legsloveless

catsi

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

catsi

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move

eyeballs-2-entrails

I too got a girlfriend over this play. In grade 10, I was reading the balcony scene to study with two other people (one guy and one beautiful girl) and I insisted point blank I had to read as romeo, because he had the most lines and I’m a dramatic little shit.

So the other two in my group are used to my antics by now. We’re all friends, so the pair of them decide that the one guy in our group gets to be the nurse. Now, my Juliet and I have been friends for a couple months by this point, so I decide to be a little more dramatic.

We put Juliet on a spinny chair, and pump it up as tall as it goes, and my baby, closeted lesbian ass crouches on the floor, ready to be as melodramatic as possible. Like, I’m about to do a rendition that makes William himself walk into the class and tell me to take it back a notch or twelve.

And then I look up.

And holy shit.

There she is, Juliet, haloed in the worst fluorescent light known to mortals across the globe. Light just streaming down around her, that weird off-green colour that it always is. And she’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. My little gay soul is barely holding on as the words barely leave my lips, breathlessly. “But soft… what light from yonder window breaks?”

And Juliet was the sun. Romeo was not exaggerating that line at all.

Juliet and I have also been together for more than 4 years now. She’s every bit as spectacular as she was when I was a lovestruck teenage Romeo, kneeling on the yellowed linoleum floor of second block english.

rebakitt3n

credensjustitiam

yay❤️

madphantom

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

pingintech

THIS!!! ^^^ get you at least a lil panza or i will send pizzas to your house

itsyaboy-mars

jealous qifrey ? olly in a corset? sinocia appreciation? we got it all babyyy

link!

Summary:

Sinocia is terribly spoiled. As a doctor in an era of peace, there is no greater blessing than boredom. If she were just a little better, she would gratefully accept this.

“I'm so bored, Ermile!”

—

A clock mark later Olruggio of the Torch, her perpetual patient, shuffles in. Freedom from her boring prison!

Yadda yadda, overworking. Yadda yadda, back hurts more than usual. Sinocia zones out halfway through his usual complaints when an idea hits her.

“How about a posture adjustment device?” she carefully presents with a straight face. No giggles! Her plan will be legendary.

Olruggio sits upright. “Eh? That sounds like it could actually help. Why the hell not, I'll try it,” he affirms.

—

or: olruggio in a corset. i have no regrets

moonstreamlove

"oh man which of my mutuals on tumblr dot com has written a fanfic because its certainly not many of them"

#its the one I know irl #I need to watch this show

rabbitsociety

how fuckd up would it be if rabbits had tumblr….

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🐇 raspberryberet2 Follow

i cant believe leporidae on this site dont know how to courtship correctly. an anon just asked me why their relationship isnt working even though he only chased her for 5 minutes. any buck thats worth it would at LEAST have the energy to run for 7 hours!

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🌨️ chilledoutlop Follow

haters are mad my snow coat grew out better than theirs! cant help it if im surviving this winter!

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🌷jarjarbinkies111 Follow

my hungry ass could never live next to a gardener…

#tunnelr is sooo easy

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🌵 curious-hare Follow

met this girl online and turns out she wasnt a ‘doe’ she was a DOE. a deer. we both met near the canyon lakes and guess who almost got trampled!! fml

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🥀 blanc-de-thoto Follow

i want Benedict Cucumberpatch to sign my dewlap SO BAD!!!

🔁 blanc-de-thoto

is this really how i talked back in 2011

#why was i like that

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🥀 blanc-de-thoto Follow

omhg i NEED him sooo bad.. he could fix me in every single way

#freaking out rn #writing a new chapter for that angst fic about his family btw!!

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🍄 lucky7tail Follow

what would happen if i tried to chase the hunters dogs instead of them chasing me..

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hopital.

#not the gotcha i thought it was

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#who let my rabbit on here #he would absolutely say this

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

lesboy-frostdawnn

FIRST MARCHING BAND PRACTICE WENT WELLL

moonstreamlove

first post I see from you and it’s incredible news

#enjoy your season :)#I hope it goes well #I love marching band!!

guess who’s back for real this time…

#hello mutuals #please come back

gatheringbones

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

quasarkisses

i needed this as a background

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beneathsilverstars

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

beneathsilverstars

(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like she’s really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK 😭😭😭😭 so i was like ‘ok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say ‘pika’. if you want to use she/her say ‘chu’. and if you want smth else say ‘pikachu’’. and my daughter had her say ‘chu’ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesn’t HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people won’t assume she’s a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)