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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

cheddar-baby

wizardshark

Gonna want the sound on for this one boys

radicalgraff

"Don't die wondering... Transgenderism could be for you"

Sticker spotted in Dublin, Ireland

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nymphsoup

damn girl, you'll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth

maudiemoods

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

papayajuan2019

youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning

apas-95

what do you mean by this

twentythousandvolts

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

lakevida

im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

thoodleoo

god i love ancient texts about animals. the seal IS indeed a malignant creature

pissmotif

falling asleep at the asian market but my housemate still looking at things and also wants to get dessert. i want to go home. pls.

riverlarking

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

chaotic-archaeologist

Make friends with museum people and we can sometimes get you a behind the scenes tour :)

markscherz

Can confirm

museeeuuuum

I get tons of people in for free at the place where I work. At PEH, I would give the tour myself but not so much at the new place.

marzipanandminutiae

one time I befriended a docent at the National Geographic Headquarters when I was like 9. she accidentally opened a door over my foot and scraped it pretty badly, and felt so guilty that she showed me Alexander Graham Bell's former office (not then open to the public) to make up for it

nowadayz

Aaron Johnson as Count Aleksey Vronsky ANNA KARENINA (2012) dir. Joe Wright

mclennonyaoi

when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

mclennonyaoi

all joking aside it’s really funny that like little kids do things like that sometimes . my mom would look at her phone everytime she was at a red light so i got into the habit of saying “green” once the light changed so she would know . one day i was like “i wonder if i say green while it’s red if she’ll go” and so i did . and she did . and i got yelled at real bad

mclennonyaoi

though looking back on it what the hell was she doing relying on like a five year old . who was a chronic shoplifter and liar . for that . i’m surprised we didn’t get into more accidents

servingpussy

My mom is Deaf so when I was like 5 I plugged all the drains in the bathroom with towels & toilet paper and turned the bathtub and sink on full blast before we went out to go shopping cause I knew she wouldn’t hear it and I flooded the entire house for no reason

mclennonyaoi

ok that is some nasty shit i can’t even believe the amount of damage that would’ve done 😭

mclennonyaoi