My Dumb Ass Blog

19/Canada/ obsessed with like twenty three different shows/ living a very comfortable life in Michael's lane

[tinkdw]

Ep 300 plot leak : John and Mary are back so they can finally nut up as parents and buy their sons some socks.

[inacatastrophicmind]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

There are two types of people in the world: those who downplay their injuries because they don’t want to cause a fuss, and those who exaggerate their injuries for attention

[keikomivra]

ew

[incarnateirony]

GUYS THATS HIS ORIGINAL COAT IT IS LITERALLY S4 CASTIEL

[naruhearts]

*BANGS POTS AND PANS*

This has gotta be an S4/5 *yep Michael-centric* Endverse-adjacent AU!AU and I’m literally !!!!

[beefcakemish-deactivated2021070]

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[keikomivra]

@cw_spn | ew

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[jaredandjensen]

Tell me… why do you hate this world enough to burn it to the ground? 

[waywardsunlight-deactivated2021]

Why does this look like a documentary? 

Is he doing an interview on the Office?

Michael are u ok?

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

[4gifs]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening at around 8:00 pm.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.

“Darling, I can’t lie to you,” the husband said. “I’ve been having an affair with my secretary and we had sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until eight o'clock.”

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You lying bastard! You’ve been playing golf!”

[silentwalrus1]

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

[silentwalrus1]

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

[morgeysplace]

The plague doctors that the media has made really is the pinnacle of clothing. and its so sad to see what actual plague doctors were like

[morgeysplace]

Mysterious, Sleek, Smooth. You’d wear this to both a fancy ballroom party and a night at the closest bar.

Nasty sewer boy, gross child

[teaboot]

Reblogs if you think the girl in the second picture is just as beautiful as the one in the first

[odinsblog]

[animalwoonz]

[my-wanton-self-deactivated20191]

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Phone passwords aren’t to protect your phone from criminals. They’re to protect it from your friends.

[sebastianfucker]

successfully profiled and found a lost cat thanks to a criminal minds binge someone tell the FBI to hire me

[sebastianfucker]

My roommate came to get me because the cat was missing. I paused the show and went outside and I was all walking around the crime scene like okay the kitchen window is open and there is no screen so he must have jumped out here and ran off and they were like “so he’s gone???”

And I was like “we’ll pretend I’m a cat. There are two ways to go, towards the street and the lights or into the dark. A cat would choose the quieter dark spot” so I went into the dark and there like ur never gonna find him but I said LISTEN Spike was an outside cat before we moved and he’s been trapped inside so I bet he ran to the most bushy and grassy area. They said I was full of shit but u know what I found in the bushes? The fucking cat bitch I’m FBI material.

[taylorsvift]