Gorey Gimmickery🔪

Uncertified Horror/Slasher Fanatic - Requests are closed for now! - also all my x reader fics are gender neutral reader unless stated otherwise - My side blog where we can all do some slasher rp is butch-house-101.

[morbidly-malicious-muffins]

I really do wanna practice my writing sooo requests would be great ヾ ^_^♪

Here are the peeps I write for

Jason Voorhees

Freddy Kruger

Michael Myers (OC or RZ I can do)

Herbert West

All the Sinclair boys

Brahms Heelshire

All the Sawyers (Bubba, Chop Top, Nubbins, Drayton, Sawyers from other tcms)

Thomas Hewitt &Co

(i've watched every tcm so ask away!) (but just not tcm 4 jesus christ what the fuck was that bullshit you probs won't even have to fight me on this--)

Pinhead

GhostFace boys Billy and Stu, either or both are fine :)

Carrie White

Requested final girls / guys / others: 3

Hannibal Lector

Candyman

Ice Cream Man aka Gregory

Otis Driftwood (oml low key why am i kinda into him 🖤 I'm a terrible human)

Baby Firefly (❤️)

Tiny Firefly (House of 1000 Corpses)

The Swedes - Axel Otto Oscar (TUA) (i love those guys🥺)

Oh yeah I like the Game of Thrones and LOTR too so if ya wanna see smthn from that franchise thats great too

I'm open minded to write anyone tho! If the character you want to request is not on my list, ask me to watch it or smthn xD l swear I'l do it (someday).

knock yourselves out o(^o^)o

---Zali 🖤

[delad-gladje-delad-sorg-deactiv]

Reblog to send every single person who has read one of your stories a forehead kiss

[apocalypticwafflekitten]

All of you deserve the sweetest kisses in the world!

[radiant-pie]

Hi Hello there

I turned this red series of The Arcana pics into tarot cards, it’s not the whole deck but I plan to add more later. It’s free to download and print out if u want. The cards meant to be printed on A4 size paper, but the box is slightly bigger, so it’s better to be printed on A3.

If u actually print this out, send me a pic of a final result or tag me if u post it somewhere else.

https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1-yTwMZ2thXUCaANkI0DyLZOUHx02mahJ?usp=sharing

ARCANA TAROT - Google Drive

[morbidly-malicious-muffins]

wow, incredible 👏

[moonkitty]

i hate people who hate hairless cats

[moonkitty]

like!!! bitch!!! hes fucking pink!!! what more could you possibly want!!!

[incorrect-ikea-mafia]

Otto: You promised you wouldn't tell a soul!

Oscar: I did! That's why I told Axel he doesn't have a soul!

Axel: That's true.

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

when some1 u love txts u

[bippityboppitybitch]

When @morbidly-malicious-muffins texts me <3

[morbidly-malicious-muffins]

OMG whaaaaaaaat i thought i was the simp 💖

Simp both ways doe✌🥺👊

@bippityboppitybitch

[swedish-lavender]

So I went to Ikea...

and oh boy!

It’s not the first time I’ve been, but it is the first time after TUA S2 dropped and The Ikea Mafia became and thing so the whole experience was just so much more fun.

Even before I went I had plans to make a The Ikea Mafia in Ikea headcanon/imagine, but this made it better so expect that to come out (hopefully) soon!

While I was in Ikea, there just so happened to be a whole sections dedicated to cats!!! Like I’ve been to this Ikea many times and have never seen this section before!!

I mean just look at all of the kitty knick knacks! So expect that to also be in the headcanon/imagine because CATS.

Finally, there was a succlement sale for a value pack of three minis for like $4 or. So obviously i had to get them.

They are my children and I even gave them names :D

Honest to god I couldnt not give them these names. I got them at Ikea!! They are the Succlement Ikea Mafia!!

Anyways, that was my day 😊

I hope you all had a great day! 💙💛💙

[vampiregremlin]

I saw this and.. rn I am practically living in Ikea (not joking. I am moving for university and the past four or five weeks I was at least twice a week at Ikea. I walk around 5 minutes from my first own flat to Ikea.😂)

So I just couldn't resist and got my own:

Meet Otto, Oscar and Axel.

I already have two succulents named Tintin and Milou.

[morbidly-malicious-muffins]

THIS IS SO PRECIOUS

I SCREAMED

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[morbidly-malicious-muffins]

pleez, him face, bless me with good luck.

[jossambird]

To feel his Love

This Fandom (or me) needs fluff today after last night 😞

No mention of specific Swede name x Reader

(In my mind, of course, it was Otto x Me 🥺❤️)

-

Sometimes, it was the way he held you, rough hands trailing down your back and holding your head close, allowing you to crumble against him as the blinding onslaught of depression hit you, letting you know he was here for you.

Sometimes, it was the way he looked at you, his blue-gray orbs filled with pride, listening as you explained something you had just learned while out, soaking in the joy you radiated.

Sometimes, it was simply the way he kissed you. Soft, pressing just enough for you to know he was there as you both laid in bed, hot lips against your shoulder, the man behind you half asleep yet seeking you out, needing you close.

He had never been much of a talker, silently reading his days away since he and his brothers had quit the Commission, assassination days behind them. You would often read with him outside on the porch, adoring how his hands trailed slowly up and down your legs that he had forced you to prop them over his thighs.

He had asked you one day “Why do you love me?” It had been the easiest thing you had ever answered in your life, words coming naturally.

“Because you are you. When I needed to be strong, you were there for me, uplifting me and loving me. When I needed you to be soft, you knew, and handled me with such care, protecting me from harmful words and people, trying your best. It was the simplest thing my heart has ever decided, to fall in love with you.” You had answered, watching as for once, your lover crumbled, hands seeking you out and pulling you close, holding onto you as if you were his world, just as he was yours.

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[guncharge]

i need a series to be made off of this 

[joshpeck]

I don’t think I’ll ever be over Snoop Dogg not knowing what otters are

[butch-house-101]

Dr. West; I am just curious, do you have a preference as to the gender of anyone who wants to try and court you?

To be completely honest, I do not know, nor do I care. For as long as I have lived, I have never felt for anyone and anything as strongly as I feel for my work every day. So I've never really thought about that aspect of life.

But should the right opportunity ever arise, I believe that gender is merely a label for the outside world; it would be insignificant to me, relative to all else. Like the nature of my craft; opinions regarding morality differs greatly, but those who are involved are passionate about it regardless.

I hope this answers your question.

--- Herbert West

[cosmiicstardust-deactivated2022]

axel should pay for the amount of times he makes me cry every day for not being my boyfriend.

[thr3ap3r]

[morbidly-malicious-muffins]

You wouldn't part an old man with his walking stick

[nolabelspart02s]

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

[therightnutsack-deactivated2023]

✨😭😌✌🏻😳

[morbidly-malicious-muffins]

☺️💜👐💝🥺

that is so inaccurate y'all have no idea

[cryptidsandchaos]

The first 3 letters of your hometown + the last 3 letters of your name = your inner demon name.

I’m Kinott (which is a Vibe)

[boggys-archive-deactivated20210]

Chenie

[redpandapunks]

Alblie

[ink-poisoning]

chiink

[mostfandomstrashcan-deactivated]

Athila

[therightnutsack-deactivated2023]

Wadric 💖

[morbidly-malicious-muffins]

Shalea

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it’s actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

[jakemorph]

oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN’T FUCKCING PEE ON IT

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

I DIDN’T PISS I DIDN’T!!!! I’M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I’M NOT!!!!

[cassi-misc-art]

Lovely calligraphy by @theshitpostcalligrapher​

[askgames]

End of the year ask game - 2020

1. How many lockdowns did you go through until now? 2. Ever been quarantined? (contact person, waiting for test result or positive test result) 3. Ever taken a Corona test? 4. Have you lived together with someone during lockdown? 5. Something you enjoyed about lockdown? 6. What bothered you most about lockdown? 7. Which change, e.g. home office, would you like to keep once it´s all over? 8. Been to any Corona related demonstration? 9. On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 10 (completely), how well do you stick to government´s rules? Explain. 10. Favorite lockdown activity? 11. How did the lockdown affect your work/education? 12. Any new hobbies you tried out during lockdown? 13. Any new subscriptions you made due to lockdown? 14. Anything new you tried to learn during lockdown? 15. Any old hobbies you took up again during lockdown? 16. How did you keep in touch during lockdown? 17. Favorite mask you own? 18. Favorite online conferencing tool? 19. Any new technologies and technological tools you tried out due to lockdown? 20. Have you been able to go on any holidays this year? 21. Are Christmas markets allowed in your country? 22. How are you going to spend Christmas in this situation? (or whatever you are celebrating!) 23. Any small business you support? 24. Any small artist you support? 25. Favorite online shop? 26. Dumbest impulse buy? 27. First thing you bought when the shops reopened? 28. Been to the hair dresser this year? 29. Got a new tattoo or piercing this year? 30. What did you only start to appreciate because lockdown took it from you? 31. Favorite book that was released this year? 32. Favorite book you read that year? 33. Favorite movie that was released this year? 34. Favorite movie you watched this year? 35. Favorite series that was released this year? 36. Favorite series that you watched this year? 37. Favorite podcast that you listened to this year? 38. Favorite artist this year? 39. Total minutes on Spotify this year? 40. Favorite album that was released this year? 41. Favorite album that you listened to this year? 42. Favorite song that was released this year? 43. Favorite song you listened to this year? 44. Favorite Corona related song? 45. What do you do to prevent yourself from going insane during lockdown? 46. Describe a typical lockdown day of yours. 47. Something you did during lockdown that you´ve been putting off for way too long? 48. Trying new baking recipes or new cooking recipes? 49. Netflix or Amazon Prime? 50. Did you get Disney+? 51. Any new social media you started using during lockdown? 52. Any trends you fell for? 53. Did you achieve more or less than in a normal year? Explain. 54. Did you start therapy this year? 55. Books or audio books? 56. Audio books or podcasts? 57. Twitch or Youtube? 58. Attended any online concert? 59. Favorite stream/streamer this year? 60. Most used social media this year? 61. Yoga or long lone walks? 62. Did you get a pet this year? 63. Did it snow where you live this year? 64. What were you doing when you found out about the announcement of the first lockdown? 65. Did you panic buy anything? 66. Ever ran out of toilet paper? 67. Favorite lockdown comfort food? 68. Selfcare tips for lockdown? 69. Did you use delivery services this year? For what kind of food? 70. Any weird coping techniques you developed during or after lockdown? 71. Favorite game you played this year? 72. Favorite drink this year? 73. Favorite food this year? 74. Favorite App this year? 75. Favorite memory of this year? 76. Any plans you had for this year that you could realize? 77. Do you even plan anything for next year? 78. Did you find new (online) friends this year? 79. Did you go through a break-up this year? 80. Did you get into a new relationship this year? 81. Did you do something creative this year? Tell us about it. 82. Favorite blog you found on tumblr this year? 83. What did you buy way to much of this year? 84. Did you win anything this year? 85. Did you drastically change your diet this year? 86. Did you move to a new home this year? 87. Did you do something this year that you never did before? 88. Celebrity crush of the year? 89. Most expensive thing you bought this year? 90. Been abroad this year? 91. Favorite tumblr trend of this year? 92. New Years Resolutions you broke this year? 93. NYRs you kept? 94. NYRs you have for next year? 95. How are you going to spend New Years Eve? 96. Will you get your fortune told in any way around NYE? 97. Any new shops (online or real) you discovered this year? 98. Any food you tried out for the first time this year? 99. How did you celebrate your birthday this year? 100. Was this ask game better or worse than 2020?