Olof Asplund

i invented pickelball

[monsterhospital]

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

"birds aren't dinosaurs" ❌ wrong, misinformed, way too common

"all vertebrates evolved from fish, and are therefore technically fish" ✅ mischievous, technically true if you look at it from the right angle, demonstrates how cladistics work

"whales are fish but not for the reason you might think" 😈 this is funny to me specifically

Whales technically being fish is the funniest about face evolution has given us

[charyou-tree]

[desert-palm]

[glamwisegamgee]

obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

[fapper]

[depsidase]

[amarveloustune]

what’s a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs

[mens-rights-activia]

I don’t care how unfair things are in your life, put some goddamn headphones on in public

[bathylychnops]

reblog ifyou love her and she makes you smile the coelacanth

[towerofglass]

[mioxenoblade]

Do every retail employee a favor this Thanksgiving/black friday: stay home.

[morelikecrapitalism]

how yall doing tonight?

[morelikecrapitalism]

how to be really really good at mcree

[morelikecrapitalism]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Fe2_yxTu8)

[tomjacksonservo]

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

[fat-val-kilmer-deactivated20140]

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