[willgrahamscock]

FAG OUT WITH YOUR MUTUALS ONLINE NOW!!!

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[theknightsstars]

Legacy

Sketch to get back into photoshop after a month break

[soncee]

Water tribe siblings !!!

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[binary-suunset]

I didnt pass lifeguard training, but the first thing that they teach you is that most drowning victims see themselves as strong swimmers and are therefore more likely to take risks. If you swim without a lifeguard, it just takes one little accident for you to either be dead or seriously disabled from extended oxygen deprivation.

Theres a reason theres so much folklore about creatures that pull you into the depths. Wear your life jacket and always swim with a lifeguard!

[nitewrighter]

Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

[nitewrighter]

Bonus points if the non-related half of the couple is just as committed to keeping the third wheel around as the related half.

"Isn't it weird that your brother in law is always hanging around?"

"You've got a problem with Andrew?"

[notebooks-and-laptops]

[amethystsoda]

[moremushroomsplease]

[bviralmedia]

Curious Tiger Chews on Cardboard Tube in His Outdoor Enclosure

[albva]

[liberalsarecool]

Imagine thinking all of Elon Musk's colossal failures and vaporware are going to save you.

#Accelerationism

[bluepeets]

https://twitter.com/coff33detective/status/1271463582312673281

“make yourselves impossible to ignore. 10,000 signatures on twitter is a lot but 10 unique personal emails is enough to derail an entire council session.”

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[jesterday00]

Jeepers!

[dollfacemcghost]

Zoinks!

[galvaniccorsair]

Ruh roh!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCK

[pirateprincessjess]

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

[notaplaceofhonour]

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

[yamalvr]

i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[rocketbirdie]

Do you have a favourite eel? I’m a garden eel enthusiast myself :)

i'm a basic bitch when it comes to eels. i like the ribbon eel. funny shape silly colors. simple as that :V

i DO however have a favorite fish if you don't mind me sharing

it's this ridiculous thing. this is the trumpetfish. it lives in coral reefs and blends in with seaweeds by pointing face down ass up and swaying in the waves. they grow to be as long as sonic the hedgehog is tall

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm «Lighthouse of the Northern Sunset» 2025

[eats-all-your-shoes]

i think getting out of a time loop would be terrifying, too. like you learn what everyone is going to say to you every time, you get the script down, you get the route down, yiu know where everything is and how to get it, you can predict everything. you do this for weeks, over and over and over and over again.

and then you can’t. you don’t know what people will ask anymore. what they will do. you don’t know what they want anymore. things aren’t where you thought they would be. that would be hard as fuck to get used to

[maelwife]

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

[maelwife]

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

[starcrossedconverse]

ehhh the thing is tim drake is a stalker. that's canon. you can't claim that's just OCD when he literally is shown spying on titans tower, showing up at korys apartment, and breaking into dicks apartment all in a lonely place of dying. that's his introduction, stalking has been a part of his character since he was introduced. and it's reaffirmed every time he tracks down every superheros civilian identity in a given radius. also he never stopped breaking into dicks apartment.