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@morgan-n-cheese-91
Hello there. Welcome to my blog. Name's Morgan or Ani, They/Them, hope you have fun exploring the depth of the Blue Hole I call my blog. Feel free to pick up anything you like. But beware some posts are not tagged and may have triggering content. Also, hey, if you see something you enjoy could you please like AND reblog?? Thank you!!
it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”
even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”
And now, a lesson in biases:
We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.
Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.
The point is, we do not know.
So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?
Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.
It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.
Cave paintings from Magura Cave, Bulgaria, estimated to be around 10k-8k years old depicting animals and people, hunting, ritual dances, and deities
He got off lucky (this time)
imagine if you will going to the mess tent and asking igor which food is gluten-free
POSTING ALONE CUZ THIS GENUINELY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD
rediscovered this wip from 2021
you know
i don't know whether i love or hate this fandom
(he did fuck that old man tho)
achilles' heel
I see posts where hockey players see Shane and Ilya being gay and it makes them realise things about themselves sexually. And sure, that can be harmless and fun. But I also think there might be a really dark side to this where players start to process that some of the 'hazing' they went through was actually sexual assault.
Players thinking things like: 'when I got stripped naked by my Junior Hockey team, maybe that wasn't okay actually' (happened most famously to Wayne Gretzky, but to many many other players too.) Junior hockey, especially in the era Shane and Ilya grew up in, was absolutely rampant with that kind of shit, and it still happens, there was a hockey hazing assault case this year, in 2026.
I think seeing Shane and Ilya together challenges this idea of 'it's not sexual because it's hockey and hockey can't be gay' and it really fucks with some players heads. I think they accidently send a bunch of people to therapy.
shane when yuna tries to plan their future: woah slow down we don’t know anything for sure yet.
also shane ( his mamas clone) approximately 3 hours after they finally talk about feelings: has already planed the next 5 years of their lives with intricate detail and no ilya i haven’t slept this is too important, are you listening
shane in the beginning of their official relationship being unsure of how to do casual intimacy because he’s used to only get it if it’s during sex or with the intent of turning into sex but now they’re boyfriends and he doesn’t always know how to navigate that so sometimes he will just 🧍🏻♂️ in the middle of the room because he wants a smooch but he’s unsure of how to progress and he feels weird asking for it before eventually realizing that ilya is more than happy to indulge
Ilya and Shane, but it’s just them seeing each other as a version of their husband no one else understands them seeing.
To Ilya, Shane is the funniest, sexiest, bitchiest and downright FREAKIEST person he knows. He tells everyone he knows this, yet for some reason no one seems to believe him. His husband is such an asshole, and Ilya loves him for it.
While to Shane, Ilya is his soft and most precious baby. A heart of gold and with feelings so wide and deep he is breathless at just how much he CARES. Sunshine itself. Shane laughs at how people describe his ‘scary, no-smiling Slavic nightmare of a husband.’ See Ilya! He DOES get sarcasm (he does not.)
When #myshane is overstimulated, he takes off all of his clothes. He can’t stand all the fabrics rubbing against him. It started as a chubby toddler when he would get upset and run around the house (ass naked) while Yuna and David chased him around with pajamas. Shanebug be a big boy and let mommy put on this damn onesie an intensely exhausted Yuna would sigh.
As he grew up he obviously stopped doing it around others, but sometimes after a brutal day at school or a bad practice, in the comfort of his own room, Shane would crawl into clean sheets with nothing on and wait for sleep to take him.
He can and does persevere through the urge, of course, because Shane Hollander is an expert at perseverance.
But after he marries Ilya and starts to accept himself a little more…he has fewer issues with letting himself be comfortable.
Which is how Ilya finds his beautiful husband completely naked (except for glasses) sitting on their couch reading a book, a folded pile of clothing abandoned next to him. He filters through several reactions and settles on bewilderment. Shane looks up and smiles sheepishly.
“Sorry, I just couldn’t take all the textures right now.” He shrugged. “You don’t mind right?”
Ilya understands that this is not sexual, and is a big milestone for Shane’s self acceptance journey, so he is forced to ignore the naked elephant in the room and nod his head. He’s half-hard and so, so proud.
Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato
Actually let's get specific with it
*checks wiki*
Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato
New headcanon that even though Shane is a millionaire, his parents still technically pay his phone bill because it's cheaper on the family plan and it's a pain to change phone plans and deal with phone companies and the plan they're on has good coverage in Canada and the US without roaming charges so it's just more convenient to stay on his parents' plan.
They insist he doesn't need to pay them back, it's only like $40/month, and it's only a drop in the bucket compared to the money Shane's spent on them so Shane lets it go. When Ilya gets settled in Canada, the Hollanders find out he's paying like $200/month for some fuck-ass phone plan he picked out at 18, so he gets added to the Hollander family phone plan too.
This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.
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Also authors ARE earning royalties for checkouts depending on the platform. Most authors will tell you that more people reading their work is a net benefit.
