aesthetic hell

muk/check my about page for fun facts about slime

[morinos]

my last time on tumblr was apparently when my bio could still say i was 24 DAMN

Not back bc social media tires me but this is a funny thing to think about.

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

i know the photoset is everywhere

but the delivery of ‘why do piranha plant have bone it’ is funnier 

[djburk1996]

[gremlingoth]

i’m all panic and no disco

[gaypeopletwitter]

[defectivealtruist]

SHE👏DID👏THAT

[defectivealtruist]

[lenimph]

These tags warm my heart

[jheselbraum]

Bilingual bonus! Sayounara isn’t actually a common goodbye in Japan, despite being a direct translation! More common ways to say goodbye in Japan include itte kimasu (I’m leaving home), or jaa ne (see you). There are plenty of ways to say goodbye in Japan but most have a central theme of “we’ll see each other again.”

Yeah, sayounara doesn’t have that connotation.

The reason it became the way non-native Japanese speakers (mainly English due to the aforementioned direct translation) think a common way to say goodbye in Japan is due in part to the popularity of high-drama Japanese films and anime (think someone saying sayounara as they’re about to push the bad guy out of an airplane, or a final farewell from someone on their death bed). In reality, sayounara is the way you say goodbye in Japan when you aren’t going to or don’t want to ever see the other person ever again.

She’s not just saying goodbye, she’s effectively saying you’ll be dead before we see each other again.

[probablybadrpgideas]

At the end of character creation, have every player roll a d100 for “plot reasons”. When the game begins, reveal that the result is how many miles in the air the characters start the campaign at.

[probablybadrpgideas]

I have been informed that the edge of space is 50-62 miles off the ground, depending on which measurement you use. In light of this new information, I will not be amending the post in any way.

[girlpanties]

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

[girlpanties]

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

[claycoloredmotherlessness-deact]

This hurt my feelings

[angrydykesaysthings]

Well damn okay

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[skarchomp]

Ash: Pikachu…if we want to beat Lt. Surge and his Raichu…you might need to evolve…whaddya say?

Pikachu:

[lmaonade]

nintendo said to bully nerds with glasses and take their money

[moonpaw]

if my blog gets deleted you can find me in a cave located beside Pacifidlog Town in the Route 134 ocean current. Take note that you will have to stick towards the very bottom of the screen. It is in a space of calm water there with a dark spot to Dive. Go where the inscription is and press B; say yes and go to the end. Use Dig go to the end of that tunnel and read the inscription. Put Relicanth last in your party and Wailord first, then go back and read the inscription again and there will be an earthquake. If this doesn’t work go and switch Relicanth to first and Wailord to last and there should be an earthquake. Then a box tells you it sounds like doors opening far away.

[anarcho-dykeism]

if my blog gets deleted, find me on the island on Route 130 when the last two bytes of the personality value of one of your party members matches matches a random value shuffled daily between 0x0000 and 0xFFFF

[alexiorsay]

find me on select water tiles on route 119, but be careful of altering random values between attempts lest I change position

[chiimonster]

find me under a truck

[queelez]

you’ll have to glitch me into existence by teleporting away from a battle before it begins and then fighting a specific youngster on route 25

[porterr-robinson]

[habeenkimoved-deactivated201903]

rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now

[nyctoheart]

people who made blogs before 2012 are the Ancient Gods talked about in fantasy

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[sensiblesnail-deactivated201907]

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.

[shadowkeese]

I give you, the cynical snowman from Animal crossing

Happy Holidays

[bellossom]

a large number of grass type Pokémon have a face like (｡• ᵕ •｡) and, well, I think that’s great