pizza rolls are just spaghetti flavored tide pods
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@moritzandmelchi
pizza rolls are just spaghetti flavored tide pods
ok but .. insulting someone’s laugh or smile is possibly.. the worst.. why would u try 2 make someone self conscious about the way they express their joy.. like ?
raise ur hand if u were personally victimized by whizzer’s “thank you” at the end of jason’s bar mitzvah
i think it’s stupid that there is essentially no big fandom for the musical fun home on tumblr when be more chill and deh and those musicals get a ton of attention cause like…. fun home is an amazing show with great music and songs and a female lesbian protagonist and her sexuality is like a major plot point, and yet people would rather ship boys together when they’re not even explicitly stated as gay idk it makes me upset
sometimes i wonder if there’s been a song written that’s purer than ring of keys. the answer is no.
Can we talk about this choreography
ben is so hyped here i cannot
Every time I see this my heart is filled with joy
im sorry but this is the murphy siblings healthy relationship au content i am HERE FOR
ok but even in an au where nobodies dies and everyone is eventually friends and happy, i have trouble thinking how jared and connor would ever tolerate each other even if theyre being nice for evan
then i realized that they would be each others biggest instigator
its just nonstop interactions like:
evan: “hey connor so you think its possible climb the top of that tree or is it too dangerous?”
connor: “i dunno, it looks kinda shady but i could probably do it”
jared: “lol you won’t ”
connor: *halfway to the tree already* “fuck you kleinman”
or
alana: “wow these bathbombs smell so good, theyre almost like candy!”
jared: “i mean i guess but eating one would be dumb-”
connor: “lol bet you couldnt anyway”
jared: *already has one crammed in his mouth* “fuck you murphy”
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