what???

[thetursithan]

Lighter than a butterfly...

[curious161]

AMAZING !

[notpedeka]

That is absolute trust.

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[ferrettoy]

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

[m0thmancore]

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

[ferrettoy]

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

[warandpeas]

[rhisthings]

I Poured Acid On My Wife's Face

https://youtu.be/2xYhNNH2HsM?si=atAUJzVn20ON4UAW

"'She was wearing clothes that were the latest fashions... it's better to either kill yourself or kill her." This Pakistani man burned his wife with acid because of her choice in fashion. "

These poor women.

[biglewysgmail-deactivated202506]

men are so weak if they can be convinced to put acid on someone bc people were taunting them. See? Men are extremely social. They are extremely socially ept. They are not less social than women. They care how they are socially perceived. The myths that men are less social are untrue.

[sichorean]

he couldn't just divorce her, he had to beat her, punish her and disfigure her in a way that means she becomes socially ostracised and then divorce her.

Lower than animals, these men.

[everythingfox]

He needs a napkin

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

The hard cut to the berry massacre is just killing me

[todaysbird]

this man is iconic. his one skill is needing an enclosure for berry eating due to his fervor

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Regulate Wall St and hedge funds buying residential real estate.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[soft-petrichor-deactivated20210]

[cannibalchicken]

[sev-wildfang]

i love fur, i love leather, i love wool, i love long lasting materials without plastic in them that will decompose and go back into the ecosystem after serving me well for several decades.

[joeyclaire]

i lied i’m not into sex get on the operating table

[cannibalchicken]

[kennyissleepy]

Munch crunch

[agnesandhilda]

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

[agnesandhilda]

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

[agnesandhilda]

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

[agnesandhilda]

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

[draculaisagothwizzard-deactivat]

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown

[agnesandhilda]

[cannibalchicken]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[howl224tgeundying]

[ampervadasz]

[flipocrite]

WIMDY

[atlantic-conger]

@todaysbird

[todaysbird]

row of little old men…