Maybe we could do the impossible

Mer. Living dirty, nerdy and colon-free.

[cringefailvox]

it's you!

despite everything, it's still you

[gelatogelatogelato]

this came to me in a vision

[tenorgender]

hey girl are you a boy. would you like to be

[tenorgender]

oh my god this is literally just the plot of ouran high school host club isn't it

[sadclowncentral]

2023

1. COMMIT TO THE BIT

2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION

3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

[valtsv]

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

[valtsv]

[spacetrashpile]

2023

BREAK FREE ON A SATURDAY MORNING

PUT THE PEDAL TO THE FLOOR

HEAD NORTH ON MILLS AVENUE

LISTEN TO THE ENGINE ROAR

YOUR BROKEN HOUSE IS BEHIND YOU AND GOOD THINGS ARE AHEAD

A GIRL NAMED CATHY WILL WANT A LITTLE OF YOUR TIME

LISTEN TO THE ENGINE WINE

PLAY VIDEO GAMES IN A DRUNKEN HAZE

HURT YOUR KNUCKLES PUNCHING THE MACHINES

TASTE SCOTCH RICH ON YOUR TONGUE

HANG OUT WITH CATHY, TAKE SWIGS FROM A BOTTLE ALL BITTER AND CLEAN

LOCK EYES

HOLD HANDS

DRIVE HOME IN THE CALIFORNIA DUSK

FEEL THE ALCOHOL INSIDE OF YOU HUM

PICTURE THE LOOK ON YOUR STEPFATHER'S FACE

READY FOR THE BAD THINGS TO COME

DOWNSHIFT AS YOU PULL INTO THE DRIVEWAY

IMAGINE THE SCENE

THERE WILL BE FEASTING AND DANCING IN JERUSALEM

YOU WILL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR IF IT KILLS YOU

[thedaybreakpath]

Disney: ok you can use mickey mouse, but- Nomura: Michael is now a Flawed Warrior King with a reckless past who is not exactly forthcoming wrt to the truth. He makes critical mistakes like leaving people behind in the realm of darkness but also takes the nearest troubled teenagers under his wing at every possible opportunity. He is always trying to make up for how he’s erred but despite keeping a fairly level head is sometimes consumed with thoughts of vengeance when his friends are threatened. Also he says it’s not only okay to be gay but that the capacity for such strong love is the source of your power–

[thedaybreakpath]

Disney: alright well if mickey is in this i guess minnie should be-

Nomura: Eternal Sailor Minerva Banishes Pete to The Dark Abyss For Go-Karting Crimes

[omnifitense]

#donald duck is the most powerful red mage in square enix canon

[goatpolice-deactivated20250128]

[moonimbued]

ohhhhhhh

THIS is the gunch

[perfect-serpent]

[heathyr]

my toxic trait is that if i am ever inconvenienced emotionally at any time i think oh, i deserve food delivery

[zuzuyams]

Eugene gets me

[beautifulterriblequeen]

HAPPY LIMINAL SPACEMAS, COUCHES

[retrogamingblog2]

[chillywillow1]

this is in my top 10 favorite tweets of all time along with this one

[b0nes2]

[ranmao]

[mousenemy]

God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph

[mousenemy]

wow thats crazy... tvs used to be so expensive!!

[allsonargent]

Lee Pace as Ned the Pie Maker in Pushing Daisies (2007—2009)

[egberts]

[snobgoblin]

Gorillaz art and Craig McCrackens's redraws of it

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[egberts]

imagine a video of a crepe being made and then imagine the audio that might go along with it. whatever you just imagined is wrong

[vy2gumi]

[hellsite-yano]

this is the fire they use to cook the krabby patties with