'Til I can think of smthg better, just ignore this

My name's Aneth. Basically I just reblog stuff and complain about my life or tell stuff about it. Have fun.

[morrigansowl]

changed my name from darkshadowdamona to morrigansowl

[morrigansowl]

Me: I hate voice memos, just text what you want to say.

Them: *text what they wanted to say*

Me: I‘m not reading all of that.

[n1ghttrouble]

ff7r cast incorrect quotes

or, my gentle intro into the ff7 tumblr space

[jewishbarbies]

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

[jewishbarbies]

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

[anathemaegg]

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

[jewishbarbies]

[jewishbarbies]

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

[bat-anon]

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

[digby-official]

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

[ariaste]

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

[mighty-meerkat]

Everyone’s going on about having a ‘traditional, old-fashioned Christmas’, but when I burst into the house covered in green paint and demand a champion strike my head from my shoulders with my own axe so that I may return the blow next year, I’m ‘scaring Grandma’.

[low-polly]

forgot about the green knight and thought the grinch was just going wild

[hell0-there-lady]

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

[ayellowbirds]

this is  the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators 

[rainbow-femme]

The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

[rainbow-femme]

[semutamusic]

[birdidentifier]

[catboybiologist]

[cheshires-wonderland]

@doveghost

[doveghost]

[justcatposts]

What is dat *aggressively scuttles* 

(via)

[thehappymediumsteapot]

I still contend that this is, in fact, the best video on the internet, period. The sheer comedic timing. The knowledge that it cannot possibly have been constructed. The very human expression Pallas cats’ round pupils give them. And the backstory that this was literally the first footage captured by this camera in this placement, that this is the cat immediately noticing his environment has been changed and investigating with all the suspicion of a grumpy old gardener whose gnomes have been moved again…. *chef’s kiss*

[specterthief]

so crunchyroll is fucking evil

[vonspe]

*emmrook doodles falling out of my pocket* oh shidt my emmrooks

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[cashytouille]

Arcane but it's on Snapchat

Took this idea from this and a friend-

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Unique coat colors on cats 🖤

[morrigansowl]

was in the sun all day on saturday because of a bachelorette party. sunday was fine just tired. it is now monday morning and i‘m throwing up. is that normal? i mean i‘m going to the doctor‘s anyway just curious.

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[howl224tgeundying]

[aevallare]

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

[i-em-groot]

Hawke and Varric after another person they thought they killed starts causing shit again: