Maebh

20 | she/her | Irish | INTP | AuDHD | alex dunne supremacist

[mortal-maebh]

percy: please help me find my dad

dionysus:

[codeblue2]

[mortal-maebh]

kids, it's time I told you about ddos '23...

[formulaocean]

Diabolical screen cap of getting Lewis Hamilton to correctly name Nico Rosberg‘s lips

[sunbleachedbitch]

[justc2world]

You got games on your phone

[thearchercore]

i think we need to blow up the mercedes factory for making kimi cry

[barbiehelmet]

what merc is doing to that kid is so fucked up too btw. fast tracked a super license for him (pressure) while he's skipped a feeder series (pressure) and then told him he's filling sir lewis hamilton's shoes (insane amount of pressure) all because toto wants to fulfill his weird kingmaker fantasy that he lost out on with the orange demon a decade ago. there's a damn documentary talking about how great this kid is and his journey to f1 (that no other rookie got) (pressure) on top of that toto's now twerking for the orange demon AGAIN talking about how he wants him on his team but won't say which driver he'd be replacing (PRESSURE) and he lets this drag on for ages. and we're about halfway through the season and this culminates in kimi ending up crying after a bad quali at spa because at the end of the day he's a literal teenager in a sport of experienced legends, under insane amounts of pressure bc everyone hyped him up to be the Next Big Thing and he is. just. a. child. and he has to deal with all this and jesus christ why is everyone acting like all of this was a good idea.

[maxcore]

asking nico rosberg if he misses lewis hamilton is crazy work, asking him if they still live next to each other is even crazier

[lh44jpg]

imagine you’re lewis hamilton and your race has been red flagged and your ex is on TV telling everyone how you used to have wrestling competitions in your shared hotel bedrooms and sharing a childhood picture of the two of you and imagine neither of you really talk anymore but you’re “neutral friends” imagine

[isacksteban]

"i just got sent a nice photo of me and lewis when we were 13 can i put it on the screen?" PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[pitstoplexi]

New brocedes lore I guess, brought to you by Nico fucking Rosberg

[wikiipediabf]

nico rosberg oversharing how lewis hamilton went too fast on a jet ski and almost died while they were on vacation together because he's bored... delay the race more and he's going to reveal who bottomed

[ef-1]

Nico saying his championship meant more because it was against Lewis

Refuses to answer whether he misses Lewis, says "i am okay"

Says they CATCH UP FROM TIME TO TIME ?!?!?!?!?!?

Tapers off with an ominous "neutral" description of their relationship???

Lewis' famous safe of his jewellery that he left with Nico for safe keeping 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

[onewantwo]

spa in the rain ☔️

[notahorseindisguise]

tbh every sentence in this screenshot is fucking killing me

[the-haiku-bot]

tbh every

sentence in this screenshot is

fucking killing me

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[obsidianpegasus-deactivated2025]

Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.

20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”

80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”