WitchyDuckThing

23 |She/it | Furry | Software Girlthing send me pictures of birds :3 18+ blog (I may be prone to occasional nsfw posts) White, TMA

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[rockstarsuperheat-archive-deact]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[gondorrevealparty]

They need to eat less because they're so small and weak. Why are they so small and weak? Because they eat less. Let's base our entire society on this distinction.

[poutingpuppyprincess]

We should give out free testosterone so women get stronger!

[gondorrevealparty]

this is a post about how girls are taught to eat less and shrink themselves, even as children. it's a post about the deep mistreatment that starts early and remains foundational to the way we divide work, social class, and chances at opportunity. it's a post about how people think men are stronger because of a natural advantage, when that advantage is manufactured and reinforced by suppressing women. it's not a post about transmasculinity.

[daylights-rain]

Told a girl to break up with her lame fucking bf

She did.

And within 2 weeks she met a lesbian couple who saw her from across the [location redacted] and wanted to make her their third and spitroast her.

That's right, with a fraction of my power i made a friend's dreams come true.

I am a powerful dragon.

[daylights-rain]

Just a little update, if you wanted to see the depth of my power

[01lw]

<faggot> testing something about this godawful website. Someone reblog this please

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

*sitting on my eggs*

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

(upon closer inspection, th princess's eggs r actually 3 vaguely egg-shaped rocks)

[something-elsie]

tbh think if ur gonna give the like button a trans flag animation you should like stop banning trans women en masse, among other things. like as a requirement.

[bottledquacks]

Bodybuilder robot girl with a "this machine kills fascists" tattoo on its bicep

[bottledquacks]

Bodybuilder robot girl with a "this machine kills fascists" tattoo on its bicep

[bottledquacks]

Rice is kinda like the water of food

[bottledquacks]

FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT LETTUCE

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[estro-boi]

damn this blew up. click here for more lifehacks 👇

The Marxist theory of the state and the tasks of the proletariat in the revolution

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[rabbitkinglune777]

Paws crossed chapter 1: Awkward Encounter

[rabbitkinglune777]

the reception on here has me in tears!!! thank you everyone for enjoying them so far!!! I plan on really developing this story overtime with the amount of love and care I put into these two queer characters!!! thank youuuuu!!!

Hitch and Hitomi forever!!!!

[faceless-crowd]

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

[flowerbleedme]

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

[fang-bytes]

the capital version of the letter "i" comes from the way bunnies mouths and noses look. this is because bunnies are incredible