- okkk hi so can I get all the mercs if this is ok??
- If that's too many then u can exclude Pyro and Heavy if u want /nm
- So Reader and (Merc) aren't dating, but (Merc) has a crush on them
- One day they're just chilling out and Reader is like 'Hey can u do a favour? I got my friend this lip stick for their bday but idk if they'll like it so I got a small sample and u have the same skin tone as them so can I try it on u?'
- And (Merc) is like 'mhm sure'
- Anyway Reader puts it on but (Merc) moves and the lipstick goes on past their lip like, underneath it or smth
- And (Merc) is like 'Oh I'll get a towel' and Reader's like 'Nah I got this'
- And they just wipe it off with their finger
- And (Merc) is like đł bc they're so close together and Reader's basically caressing their face
- And Reader's oblivious to this and is like 'yo are u ok u kinda look red'
- And (Merc) is like 'UHHH YEAH UHM YEAH UH'
TF2 MERCS - LIPSTICK MISHAPS (PT. 1)
" Hey Jeremy, can you do me a favor? I promise it's nothing bad! "
Jeremy stops talking for a second and turns his head to look at you; his eyes wide, grinning cockily and ready to listen even though he is terrible at it.
" Pshh!!, I can handle it! What's up? "
You push yourself off your bed brushing against him as you move to your dresser with your make-up bag.
Scout immediately turned red as you slightly brushed against him. His little 'crush' had definitely evolved into something else.
You, oblivious to his feelings, just kept looking for the thing you needed.
Scout's eyebrows furrowed. " Lip color,, stuff?? "
You smiled. " Lipstick. I uhm, I got this little sample so I could see if it would good on my friend for their birthday. You have the same skin complexion as them. So,,,, I was wondering if I could put it on you? "
His mouth dropped and immediately got defensive.
" Woah, Woah toots! I don't do that make-up, lipstick err,, eyeball powder stuff. "
You pleaded him with many pleases and even a cherry on top.
He tried. He tried so hard not to give in but he couldn't say no to a face like yours.
" Alright, fine. I'll do it. Just-Just wipe it off afterwards, okay sweets? "
You beckoned him to sit at the edge of the bed while you stood between his slender legs.
You opened the cap of the lipstick and started applying.
Once you were almost done, he had slightly twitched causing the lipstick to smear underneath his lip.
He apologized immediately.
" I'm- i'm real sorry, I didn't mean to move! I'll just smear it of- "
He lifted his hand to smear it, but you grabbed him by his wrist to stop him.
" Hey! I got it! I got it. "
You leaned in closer to him and placed one of your hands on the side of his face, and the other underneath his chin.
You took the pad of your thumb and wiped away the red residue.
When you looked at him, his eyes were staring into yours. His face was,,, almost as red as the lipstick?
" Jer, are you okay? You're kinda red? "
He stared for a few moments before responding,
" UH YEah! UH, SuRe! UHm, you can,,- you can keep goin'. "
Then proceeds to purposefully move everytime you fix the lipstick just so you can get close to him đ
" Jane! Hey! I uh, I have a favor to ask of you. "
Hearing you call his name, he immediately bounded towards you.
" CADET! YES, WHAT DO YOU NEED? ARE YOU HURT?! I'LL CALL THE ME- "
You put your hand on his shoulder to stop his shouting.
"No no! Nothing like that! I need you to just follow me. "
He looked down at the hand on his shoulder and then back at you with a slightly red tinted face. Luckily the helmet covers it. Thank America..
" UH- uh, Yes! Lead The Way. "
Oblivious to this, you lead him to your room and tell him to take a seat at the edge of your bed.
He sits rather hard on your bed though,, silly guy đ
You giggle while looking through your make-up bag for the item in need.
He doesn't exactly know what is is,,,
" WHAT IS THAT OBLONG OBJECT IN YOUR HAND? A BOMB? DO YOU NEED TO DETONATE IT? "
You looked at the item in your hand, then back at him.
" Uh, lipstick? It makes your lips colorful. I need to try it on you so I can see if it will look good on my friend! "
He seemed to be thinking... For the first time ever.
' IF I DO THIS,,, I CAN POTENTIALLY GET CLOSER TO THEM. GOOD THINKING SOLDIER. '
He then pipes up with an enthusiastic " YES "
You then go to sit next to him on the bed and take off the lipstick cap.
You start to overline his lips with the tip of the lipstick, it glides smoothly over his slightly chapped lips.
Before you can finish, he flinches and lipstick transfers to his chin.
He doesn't realize what he has done until you curse at yourself.
He then looks over in your mirror to kinda see the smear.
" OH,, APOLOGIES, CUPCAKE. I'LL GO GET A TOWEL. "
When he starts to stand you grab his hand to sit him back down.
He obediently sits back down. You start to scooch your way to him.
You lean in closer and put your hands on his helmet. You slowly take it off. His eyes are staring right at you.
You then put your hand underneath his chin, using your thumb to wipe away the lipstick.
The closeness of you two brings a deep red hue onto Soldier's face. When you look into his eyes again, you can see him trying to hold back.
" Are you okay? Your face is terribly red? ".
" IM FINE. COMPLETELY FINE... WHY'D YOU STOP? "
â Hey Demo! You wanna do something for me? â
Demo swallows the last of his scrumpy before responding to you,
â eerrgg, yaâ sure, what is it yaâ need me ta do? â
He follows your figure as you poke around in your bag for the object you needed.
What you didnât see was the longing stare of the Scottish cyclops. His eye always seemed to be trained on you from day one.
He quickly turned away, slightly flushed, as you turned to him the the item in hand.
â Ay, is that lipstick? â
You nodded, â Yes! I bought a small sample to try for my friend, and you have the same complexion as them! I was wondering if I could,, I guess try it on you? â
At first, he was taken aback. He had never thought that he would ever have make up on his face. Well, unless you count the times he tried it on in his childhood but it shouldnât count.
BUT, this was a chance to finally get closer to you. He weighed his pros and cons and came to a consensus,
â Yeah sure, why not? Ya only live once, right? â
He sat up in his chair and watched as you sat in front of him.
You pulled his face closer to yours as you opened the lipstick cap.
The color on the stick went on beautifully on his surprisingly soft lips.
Before you could finish the bottom lip, he accidentally moved his head and lipstick smeared on his beard.
He noticed the look on your face and turned to face the mirror, and saw the mark.
â Ah, Iâm sorry laddie, Iâll go wipe it off for y- â
â Hey hey! Sit! I got it! â
You grabbed his arm and sat him back down. His face already flushed from the proximity.
It got worse. You scooted closer to him. You put your hand under his chin and wiped away the stain with your finger.
The only thing Tavish could think of was the closeness of you two. He could feel your breath on his face. He definitely sobered up.
Tavish could feel his skin heating up from just you getting closer, he didnât even realize you were talking to him just now,
â Demo, are you okay? You uhh,,, you were turning red. â
â Ahh it was ERRR uhh nothinâ. UH, I think I still have some red left on me lassie. â
