o lord, heal this snek

good omens sideblog for empyrealmoth - she/her - queer - terfs, exclusionists, and nazis fuck off and die - find me at AStudyInAlgedonics on AO3 

[hollow-head]

oh, medieval elephants. 

this is based on an idea from the RBB, which the author kindly allowed me to turn into a comic 

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[turnipoddity]

the hubbies but this time they’re moths

[neil-gaiman]

Hi Neil! I recently showed a meme compilation of Good Omens to my brother and was explaining why the apocalypse in the show.

He wanted to ask you this:

"Why Gabriel? In the Bible, Gabriel is a messenger (a la, the annunciation), not a warrior. That's sort Michael's Job, cause he's the one to have beaten Satan before. Why does Gabriel replace him in starting the apocalypse? Sincerely, A Confused Catholic"

Your brother has a problem with Gabriel being the Boss? You should hear what Michael has to say about it in private.

[neil-gaiman]

In Good Omens episode 1, Crowley refers to asking Aziraphale to cover a hypothetical temptation for him “while you’re in Edinburgh for the Festival.” International, Fringe, Book, or just generally August?

International.  The Festival Proper.

I can’t quite imagine Aziraphale at the Fringe, and the literary festival has living people who make and write books at it who might be tempted, if they discover that he’s a bookseller, to ask him whether he’d sell their books.

Although once he’s in Edinburgh for the Festival, he’ll probably spend a week or two travelling through Scotland and admiring the quantity of tartan on display.

[overdue-library-books]

I like to imagine one of Crowley's temptations was to persuad fringe venues in the beginning to employ flyerers on the royal mile targeting the weak willed who don't know how to say no and take everything that's handed to them (it's me, I'm the weak willed), until they come out the other side with several hundred handbills they don't know what to do with and the lasting niggling guilt from a panicked agreement with a stranger to see a show they will not actually go to, truly a low grade evil that has cursed the streets of Edinburgh for decades.

Arizaphale, though having done the temptation for Crowley himself, in full knowledge of its purpose, is his unintended own victim, unable to say no out of politeness, ends up with a hoarded collection of thousands of flyers over the years, kept hidden from Crowley in the back room of his shop out of embarrassment.

[jb612]

If you are not reading @mortifyingideal’s new story Look Not Too Deep you need to go do that. It’s an absolute riot. Mort, please stop being so magnificent my poor heart cannot take it.

[sevdrag]

buckle up chucklefucks, this just in

So there are far too many TERFs in Good Omens fandom, but This Person (i'm not giving her any more platform) is the one that tipped us all over into action. Someone linked her to our project; this is her response.

I can't stop laughing.

one note. "corny slogans" hmmmm wow very hurtful. "bad color theory" lmfao it's the queer flags. This person's posts never get more than a handful of notes on them, and that's the thing:

Our tumblr post has 1400 notes and is still growing. The twitter thread is in the hundreds. We broke $5K in orders and the project hasn't even been up for 48 hours yet.

You did this. We took your hate and turned it into this: a fandom-wide project that'll be donating thousands of dollars to trans-positive charities (ITF (International Trans Fund) and GATE (Trans, Gender Diverse and Intersex Advocacy in Action)). We made positivity and support and welcome out of your hateful, antiquated, narrow-minded (and, honestly, factually incorrect) bullshit. We made love and victory and art, and we are here to make trans rights stick.

And we are bigger than you.

Our hearts are bigger, our minds are bigger -- and our numbers are bigger.

I make these posts not to be nasty for nasty's sake, but to make it perfectly clear: TERFs are not welcome in Good Omens fandom. The bulk of the fandom supports trans and genderqueer interpretations, and rejects you. Transphobes don't deserve a platform and they don't deserve space in the fandom but sometimes this needs to be said clearly: go away. get out. I'll say it, so no one else has to.

No one wants to read your poem. Sorry. Get fucked.

Love wins.

Check our stickers and postcards out here, and/or make a donation that goes directly to those charities!

[flashbastardwithsunglasses]

Good Omens + AO3 tags

[barkilphedros-hat]

Pour one the fuck out for Agnes Nutter (witch) who knew 100% that an actual angel of the Lord would read her words centuries into the future and took the opportunity to tell him, directly, that he’s a dumbass.

[antikate]

I was too overwhelmed yesterday to share this but the absolutely lovely and incomparable @musegnome and @shout-cast commissioned an absolutely stunning piece of art from @dorywhynot for me, and I’m just dying at the thought of seeing it in person. It’s so so so beautiful. Just the lines and the shirt and the hair and the kiss ... IT IS SO GOOD ❤️❤️❤️😭😭❤️

Thank you so much Muse and Pyra and Dory my heart is a giant puddle of goo 😭

(This is a scene from Romancing The Tome btw)

[ineffablelovebirds]

ohhh fuck this is soft

[kowbojki]

Got some comments about the Fuck Shit Up-jacket, so I present to you: Aziraphale Goes Fucking Feral.

[sidetrek]

An alternate take on the 60′s scene :’) This was done for Eturni in the OLHTS holiday gift exchange.  They were also one of the organizers of said event, so thanks for all the hard work! patreon.com/sidetrek

[hoursago]

drawing a lot of cuddling lately

reffed off a photo but i didn’t even save it ack (EDIT I JUST FOUND OUT EIGHTEEN MONTHS LATER THAT IT WAS A PIC OF JAMES MCAVOY AND JUSTIN LONG CUDDLING AND NOW MY SOUL CAN REST IN PEACE)

[new-endings]

Aziraphale, about to get discorporated from Nazis: What are you doing here?

Crowley, feet burning on consecrated ground: I don't play hard to get. I play hard to get rid of.

[max-wayne12]

[mischiefensued]

tight

[theburiedgay-moved]

Yes I’m insane but I can’t stop thinking about how Crowley and Aziraphale were never supposed to even talk to each other but as soon as they first saw each other they both just thought “friend :)” and kept that energy for 6000 years