[swiftlark]

taylor lautner back-flipping will unfortunately be the funniest thing that has ever happened ever

[the-chelseahotel]

I remember when invisible string was sang on top of the folklore cabin

[idsb]

RIP to invisible string most of all

[tolerateit]

she will announce evermore long pond sessions at the show tonight

[susiephone]

inspired by the quiz i saw for the countries!

take this quiz to see how many USA states you can name in 10 minutes, because i was curious to see if i still remembered. i got all but blanked on wyoming, maryland, and oklahoma. (and i only got nebraska, missouri, and mississippi in the last 10 seconds. when i blank out i BLANK out.)

how many states did you get on your first try, and are you from the USA?

0-10 (usamerican)

11-20 (usamerican)

21-30 (usamerican)

31-40 (usamerican)

41-49 (usamerican)

all 50 (usamerican)

0-10 (not usamerican)

11-20 (not usamerican)

21-30 (not usamerican)

31-40 (not usamerican)

41-49 (not usamerican)

all 50 (not usamerican)

Voting ended onAug 31, 2024

[mosaic-broken-harts]

Travis is cheering for the enemy tonight 😭

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

i fear jack and taylor are on the same spiritual journey right now

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

THINKING ABOUT THIS

[maryoliveoil]

The best way I can think to describe folkore and evermore is that they're emotionally autobiographical if not always literally so. And that's exactly what she started saying on stage. She literally infused herself into them. They're not simply Nashville songwriting room-esque let's sit down and write a little story songs.

[lookwhatyoumademedo]

anyway here's all the clean/alternative lyrics compared to the original lyrics on ttpd:

the tortured poets department explicit: who's gonna hold you like me? / nobody / no-fucking-body clean: who's gonna hold you like me? / nobody / no-o-body

down bad explicit: everything comes out, teenage petulance / fuck it if i can't have him clean: everything comes out, teenage petulance / [gasp] what if i can't have him? explicit: 'cause fuck it i was in love clean: 'cause what if i was in love?

but daddy i love him explicit: i'd rather burn my whole life down / than listen to one more second of all this bitchin' and moanin' clean: i'd rather burn my whole life down / than listen to one more second of all this gripin' and moanin' explicit: all the wine moms are still holdin' out, but fuck 'em, it's over clean: all the wine moms are still holdin' out, but... it's over

florida!!! explicit: so you pack your life away just to wait out / the shitstorm back in Texas clean: so you pack your life away just to wait out / the firestorm back in Texas explicit: at least the dolls are beautiful, fuck me up, Florida clean: at least the dolls are beautiful, f-- me up, Florida explicit: can I use you up? / Florida / is one hell of a drug / Florida / go on, fuck me up clean: can I use you up? / Florida / is one hell of a drug / Florida / can i use you up?

loml explicit: you shit-talked me under the table / talkin' rings and talkin' cradles clean: you talked me under the table / talkin' rings and talkin' cradles

i can do it with a broken heart explicit: 'cause i'm a real tough kid / i can handle my shit clean: 'cause i'm a real tough kid / i can handle it explicit: lights, camera, bitch, smile clean: lights, camera, and smile

the smallest man who ever lived explicit: in your Jehovah's Witness suit / who the fuck was that guy? clean: in your Jehovah's Witness suit / who the hell was that guy?

the black dog explicit: and i hope it's shitty in the black dog clean: and i hope you miss me in the black dog

thanK you aIMee explicit: screamed, "fuck you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing clean: screamed, "f--k you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing

cassandra explicit: when it's "burn the bitch," they're shrieking clean: when it's "burn the witch," they're shrieking

the bolter explicit: ended with the slam of a door / then he'll call her a whore clean: ended with the slam of a door / then she'll call him a bore explicit: all her fuckin' lives / flashed before her eyes clean: all her many lives / flashed before her eyes

[mosaic-broken-harts]

Canada’s Minister of Housing

[reputayswift]

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY

merch concept - a patch/magnet for every track (click for full quality)

[iwishyouwouid]

There's something to be said for girlhood being lost and taken so young (the manuscript) and boyhood being clung to until the end of forever (Peter)

[mosaic-broken-harts]

I just cannot take anyone who actually prefers that AI fortnight version seriously

[cardsharksplayingames]

I’ve done this poll before but I want to see if the opinion has changed… TTPD x Eras?

Surprise Song O’Clock

New Era Set, with cuts/adjustments to other eras

Secret Third Thing / See Results

Voting ended onApr 29, 2024

[nocompassnosign]

some of you have never day dreamed about fixing the worst man you’ve ever known and i am truly from the bottom of my heart so so happy for you

[kissyoulikealover]

i'm not going to say that you have to be a die hard original swiftie to understand and appreciate tortured poets because i think thats stupid but i do think part of the reason why its struck with ~older~ swifties so much is because its such a return to form but in a new and original way..... i've seen so many people say taylor admits to things on this album that they wouldn't admit to with a gun to their heads and its like well yeah thats kinda the point! thats the crazy bitch we fell in love with! that's the girl who made us feel like she had read our diaries and put our innermost thoughts into songs! thats the girl who went on ellen and fucking blasted joe jonas to the world! we love her!

[thisisctrying]

I can’t take credit for this thought because J suggested it while we were watching Chats & Reacts but I interpreted “your Jehovah’s Witness suit” as just like, you look stupid. BUT the way he showed up on her doorstep unsolicited and sold her a fairytale and she traded her belief system for it !!!!!!!