[moseyprose]

Gangle and Zooble 0.00005 seconds after the end of episode 8

[moseyprose]

Canonically Gangle and Zooble 0.00005 seconds after the end of episode 9

[kaylmao]

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[moseyprose]

Have you seen him?

Now you have :)

[top-cheese]

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

[fictionalgod]

[apolladay]

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

*The King in Yellow

* The Lottery

* The Masque of the Red Death

* The Monkey’s Paw

* The Most Dangerous Game

* The Nameless City

* The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

* There Will Come Soft Rains

*The Yellow Wallpaper

* The Veldt

* “you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

The King in Yellow

The Lottery

The Masque of the Red Death

The Monkey’s Paw

The Most Dangerous Game

The Nameless City

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

There Will Come Soft Rains

The Yellow Wallpaper

The Veldt

“you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Voting ended onApr 30

[it-grrl]

Okay I have things I should be seeing to but I couldn't help myself. In case you, like me, have not read all of these stories and would like to be amongst the lucky 10,000 today:

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers*

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson**

The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe

The Monkey's Paw by W.W. Jacobs

The Most Dangerous Game by Richard O'Connell

The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K LeGuin

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

Honorable Mention from the comments/reblogs:

All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury

*note: this is actually a collection of short stories and clocks in at about 72k words

**Originally published in the New Yorker in 1948; interestingly, the New Yorker still has this story archived on their website BEHIND A PAYWALL. CAN YOU IMAGINE.

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[technikki]

new personality test dropped

[nebuvoid]

I raise you

[isawken]

june vision board

[isawken]

big shout out to everyone in the tags staking their claim for a non-negotiably wonderful june

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[bunnysbestbooks]

A Short Stay in Hell - Steven L Peck

A Short Stay in Hell

An ordinary family man, geologist, and Mormon, Soren Johansson has always believed he’ll be reunited with his loved ones after death in an e

[dwindlebunnies]

I have so many sideblogs I never use... And I made another one! Here's where I'll put my book recommendations. Light on the commentary, just books I think people would enjoy. There's a page of tags on the blog as well if you want to look for something specific.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[airoehead]

that’s really great man

[clara-the-cat]

Yeah that’s really cool, I wish I had three weed smoking girlfriends, I’m happy for you

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[nenekonemo]

Do you think Ampharos dream of Mareep?

[theskix]

Well, the horrible shit on Twitter was so bad, I finally decided to delete my account and vanish from that hellhole.

Also once I did, my eyes turned pitch black, I heard a kind of unholy shriek, my jaw unhinged and a plume of dark viscous smoke exited my maw and my brain felt clear for the first time in years.

Is this normal? Y/N?

[moseyprose]

[moseyprose]

what a timely reminder that I never ever ever want to become internet famous