🩵whore time🩵

~ 25 They/Them 18+ ~ * Minors DNI * I'm sexualizing my autism. there will be bugs and other critters here amongst the sluttyposting and hyperfixations

[glowcowboy]

i am full of love and also fatigue

[trannydog]

reblog if I can bite your neck while I cum

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[filmphotofranz]

[mikus-sleepiest]

[thevirgodoll]

am i becoming someone new or returning to myself?

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[housegoblin]

lifes so hard

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[airplaner]

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[mawlawi-aisha]

The ancient Peripatus (Velvet Worm)

Photographer credit: Emily Roberts

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Wang and Lai (2014)

[gemstone-gynoid]

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok