Swamp Witch Emporium

40s. Your favorite swamp witch in a seal shell.

[mxbutchtwink]

Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[pocketss]

houseplant type friend

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"DRINK WATER, IDIOT"

My girlfriend, on a fairly regular basis

[captain-johanssons-wooden-ear]

Get hydrated you fool

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"UR BODY NEEDS LIQUIDS"

[blackfairypresident]

people wonder why i want sex work decriminalized. because when an adult consents to sex in exchange for currency, i deserve to be protected if im assaulted. if i agree to set terms and a client violates me, they should be prosecuted without me or other sex workers fearing for our own freedom

now i cant do anything. i just have to block his number, keep doing survival sex work and pray i dont get hurt anymore.

please support your local sex workers. protect us. help spread our voices.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

the fact that I feel the need to go, "and don't forget about Black people" is the most damning indictment of tumblr that I can give without being tempted to mention photovoltaic bartholemew. I have to browbeat you people to reblog any kind of Melanistic Mention. I love you, but i despair of you understanding the way I interpret your suburban accent.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

13 year ago eminem (marshall mathers) said,

"I don't know how to make songs like that I don't know what words to use."

you have to do better than 13 year old eminem lyrics. stop treating people as a social obligation.

deal with it, talk about it, stop hiding it away in your private suffering chamber. do your communism dishes

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

you do this to me and ignore Black women. I am irritated with you.. resolve this.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

Tears that are driven by white guilt are self-indulgent. When we are mired in guilt, we are narcissistic and ineffective; guilt functions as an excuse for inaction. Further, because we so seldom have authentic and sustained cross-racial relationships, our tears do not feel like solidarity to people of color we have not previously supported. Instead, our tears function as impotent reflexes that don’t lead to constructive action. We need to reflect on when we cry and when we don’t, and why. In other words, what does it take to move us? Since many of us have not learned how racism works and our role in it, our tears may come from shock and distress about what we didn’t know or recognize. For people of color, our tears demonstrate our racial insulation and privilege. I asked the woman of color I refer to in the opening of this chapter if I was missing anything in this list. This is her response: It’s infuriating because of its audacity of disrespect to our experience. You are crying because you are uncomfortable with your feelings when we are barely allowed to have any. You are ashamed or some such thing and cry, but we are not allowed to have any feelings because then we are being difficult. We are supposed to remain stoic and strong because otherwise we become the angry and scary people of color. We are only allowed to have feelings for the sake of your entertainment, as in the presentation of our funerals. And even then, there are expectations of what is allowed for us to express. We are abused daily, beaten, raped, and killed but you are sad and that’s what is important. That’s why it is sooooo hard to take. White Fragility, Robin DiAngelo (emphasis mine)

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

I must make two honest confessions to you, my Christian and Jewish brothers. First, I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season." Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection. Letter from a Birmingham Jail, Martin Luther King Jr. (emphasis mine)

white transfems are not especially racist, but we are afforded an uncommon opportunity to confront the reality of white supremacy. it is not a coincidence that talking about race as a transfem feels like inviting people to call you racist. white power structures leverage accusations of racism against us not in defense of racialized people, but as a way to suborn us to service of white supremacy. it is not a coincidence that it feels like the only winning move is to stop talking.

white supremacy courts us in the same way that "gender ideology skeptics" court transmascs.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

[doubleca5t]

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[yoyoyopt]

[rox-and-prose]

all this with mitch mcconnell feels like this entire site is being edged i stg

[rox-and-prose]

like sure its got you wound up right now but when that crab rave hits itll be so good

[espanolbot2]

...Anyway, here's Conan throwing a bed at sword-wielding monkey skeletons.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Would you like to set this next clip up for the audience with some context?"

"no no

I think it sells itself"

[zensparkle]

Happy monkey skeleton sword wielder Wednesday!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Should be a national holiday :D <3

[sardonyxlestrange]

Some last minute birthday pictures. I’m soo not used to being in front of a legitimate camera lol, I’ve gotten used to phone cameras.

I hope the nervous awkwardness isn’t apparent in my face😬

[cassierain]

Hey science side of tumblr I have a question. What would happen if 30-50 fully stocked American grocery stores suddenly spawned on the lake bed of a body of water not dissimilar to Lake Superior?

[villainessbian]

Depends. Filled with air or already waterlogged?

[cassierain]

Assume all air in the buildings is now water unless it was previously contained as in bags of chips, salad, etc.

[villainessbian]

A lot of these would try to float up but be caught by the ceiling. They'll essentially be water-canned in saltwater. It won't be quite like a whale fall, as the depth and fauna of Lake Superior don't quite cut it, but it definitely has bottom feeder organisms so. They'll rush the meat mostly. Om nom nom the meat. All the food gets eaten, more or less, by something or other.

This will make habitats for much of the little hidey animals.

A few years in, the real fun begins as the salty water corrodes through the cans of bug spray, the batteries, the numerous drugs and poisons.

Slowly, the bottom of the lake becomes a no-go zone where everything dies and is poisonous. Through the food chain, the entire ecosystem is gravely impacted, either through eating toxic prey or for paucity of prey altogether.

The grocery stores do not make a profit.

While investigating the grave occurrences, a Canadian team discovers 30-50 feral ho- I mean, grocery stores, located 400m under the surface and seeping poison all over the place.

No one can understand what happened.

The owner of the brand goes on all channels saying that makes no sense and they never heard of it.

A large protest erupts and police shoot protesters because that's what they're paid to do.

The grocery stores receive bad reviews online.

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs