Handsome Devilpigfox

[anxietyproblem]

[gentlechamomile]

“You’re going to meet someone who invests in you and wholeheartedly cares. You’re going to meet some who is attentive to your needs and wants. You’re going to meet someone who is so clear and bold with their love you will never have to question how they feel about you.”

— Ali Esteem

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is the opposite of those “oddly satisfying images”

[argumate]

an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever

[argumate]

it’s just going to keep going on like this, groans dismal prophet

[aboonoor]

[love]

By Rene Magritte

[marsapartment]

I’m losing my shit avhsqafgshssb

[welele]

[southernsassysub-deactivated202]

What the actual fucking fuck kind of sorcery is this?

[darkmoron]

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)

[jaspertheshark]

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)

[vore-goblin]

Minimum wage job: oh you requested this certain day off over 2 weeks in advance? oopsie i forgot!

Millennials: so you’ll get someone to cover me?

Minimum wage job: no that’s YOUR responsibility! and getting people to take your shifts? CLEARLY you don’t want to go anywhere in this position :/

Minimum wage job: and you should be coming in every day to check the schedule anyway! even if you’re supposed to be off! because anytime we make sudden changes we don’t have to give notice that’s just your responsibility

[daddyologist]

I’ve delt with all of this at the same job

[girl-debord]

Corporations: we’d like to wish you a happy Earth Day!

Me:

[catchymemes]

Lissajous curve table

[dumbass-in-a-hoodie]

i dont understand what this is but its so mesmerising

[transgirl-link]

The top row circles determine where the dot is on the X-axis, the left row detetmines where it is on the Y-axis. They’re used to show more complex harmonic motion

[salty-dracon]

@the-real-numbers

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Appropriate ways to appreciate this gif:

[gothicgoose]

[theabigailthorn]

4/20 praise it

[pulpfiction]

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids.

[squilf]

i once told my lecturer i liked his sweater vest and he said “thank you, it ended my relationship”

[nibelungenhalle]

Hans Thoma “Siegfried und Mime”, 1877

[sheabutterbitch]

I pray we can all sleep well tonight and wake up Monday morning feeling well rested and hopeful for a calm, fulfilling, and forgiving week.

[mediocrepresident]

I damn well hope so

[theintrovertnation]