Things I've Arbitrarily Decided to Care About

She/her Trans / Genderfluid / Genderpunk nerd. I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this...

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[viinas]

Sapphic isekai Wizard of Oz retelling where the tin man is a hot butch lesbian with a sword and Dorothy helps her find a heart? SAY LESS.

I got to read an early copy of Victoria Carbol's debut novel A GREAT AND POWERFUL TYRANNY and it became one of my favorite fantasy stories of all time. There is so much heart, wit, humor, and political intrigue.

All this to say: pre order this book!! It tells the publisher that we want more queer stories by queer authors!

[lumen-fox]

All of Ben's invertebrate aliens styled as if they were bugs in Hollow Knight/Silksong. I imagine the knight would be about the same height as Ball Weevil.

[existennialmemes]

The crux of the anti trans movement is a war on bodily autonomy. They don't want you to have any agency over what you look like, how you dress, who you date, whether to have kids, etc.

They want total control over you. Not just trans people. Not just queer people. You. Everyone.

Trans people are just a scapegoat. They want total control over everyone's self expression. They want the right to mold you into their perfect little cog in their dehumanizing machine.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Our rights are your rights. Our destruction is your destruction.

[our-trans-punk-experience]

10/10 post bringing it back for 2026

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

How to fix a ripped plushie (clear and easy to follow) by 浪浪山陈三丫头手缝师傅

[pocket-deer-belly]

ok thank god there's so many fucking videos showing you how to do a ladder stitch like it's some kind of magic trick but here's the actual use case for it: closing a seam you can't reach the inside of. in all other cases, if you're fixing a ripped seam on pants, or on a tshirt, the ladder stitch is a messy, glorified running stitch.

[palaeoplushies]

Essential plush making technique, this one! Very good video, a lot of tutorials are kinda hard to parse for me.

[mostinterestingashe]

Need to learn this...

[dyktvideogamesfx]

Visit Original Link

Do you know this SFX? #1292

I know where it's from

It sounds familiar

I've never heard this

Voting ended onMar 4

[mostinterestingashe]

Me when I go to talk to my boss, Jim.

[bishopony]

Does anyone have any weird favorite smells that aren't just like gasoline or sharpie? I do like those but I want to dig deeper. I love the smell of frozen cardboard and brand new hardware

[bishopony]

So far the replies on this seem to be either "old books and libraries.... Moss..... Rain..... I'm so weird I know" or "actual rotting garbage"

[phoenix-lich]

The smell of a new fur bought on medieval markets Especially sheep! Just face first into the fluff and a long sniff!

[mostinterestingashe]

The smell of a freshly opened pack of pokemon cards. Other cards dont smell the same. I miss it...

[adobe-outdesign]

Pokemon but I gave them IRL common names

[mostinterestingashe]

I love this!

[frangipani-wanderlust]

So the creator titled this "Caveman Cooking," but I have decided that it is Grug the Orc making Peanut Butter Squares. Link to original post.

Sound on. Trust me.

[doubleca5t]

I would argue that the two most perfect critiques of Harry Potter come from a pair of 4chan posts, which take opposite approaches to their critique but reach equally damning conclusions

[mostinterestingashe]

This a hell of a way to find out that I have already written a better novel than Harry Potter

[gimmick-blog-detector]

reblog to make prev grow a cup size

[mostinterestingashe]

Roller Derby is gender affirming care.

[stuffed-bilby]

We all need floor time sometimes

[mostinterestingashe]

Okay but why am I crying?

[mostinterestingashe]

Honestly, has anyone ever had what they would consider to be their year?

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have an extra gay 2026

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[val-the-bun]

[sankta-wraith]

the original? on my dash?