[adonischildsupportcase]

[saywhat-politics]

[enkisrightnipple]

And nothing of value was lost.

[anarchopuppy]

That’s out of 15 total deaths, by the way. That’s what they’re fearmongering about

The 15th also died in a car crash, by the way. Literally 0 killed by migrant terrorists or whatever image they hope the headline will evoke in your head

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Fish suckin da binky 💯

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[godbirdart]

so my apartment building got a notice board to post fire alarm tests and maintenance announcements and such. the building is pretty well-maintained, so we rarely get notices. the board is big and grey and to think it would be empty like that 99% of the time was a bland boring sin i just couldn't bear, so i vandalized the corner of its empty canvas with a teeny tiny Guy

and within a few days, there was a sudden addition from my one of my neighbors along with a Bunch of thumbtacks. this was an unexpected, but welcome surprise!

well there was still so much space, i figured i'd add another crumb to the art hoard. i'd been playing genshin that day so i drew my favorite grandpa

and like clockwork, new art manifested!! this person is gonna grow to be a great artist i know it. the detail in those stones? hell yeah that's cool.

we're two weeks into it. more neighbors have joined in with their artwork. who knew there were so many artists in my building?? we're onto somethin great here i just know it.

[godbirdart]

update: ONE OF MY NEIGHBORS DREW VENTI TO GO WITH MY GENSHIN GRANDPA I'M —

WHO DID THIS

[godbirdart]

i am retaliating i NEED to know who did this

[godbirdart]

JOJO HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

[knitmeapony]

This is what 'living in a community' is supposed to mean

[catchymemes]

[bogleech]

regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!

[invertebrates]

imagine some other guy evolving specifically just to annoy you. what the fuck

[cockworkangels]

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

[charlesoberonn]

The wise man, when caught naked in public, covers not his junk but his face.

[liquidstar]

my little brother got a girlfriend recently and the two of them have been making their discord icons matching anime couples, so my other brother, his twin, keeps changing his icon to a third wheel character to annoy them

[liquidstar]

this is an old post but i have an update: the second brother started voice calling and playing games with a girl he likes, and every time the first brother walks into their room while hes talking to her he makes sure to hype him up, but in absurdly hyperbolized ways like “broo i just saw you on the news congrats on saving the bus full of orphans from crashing into the baby panda hospital. also zendaya called and asked if you wanted to go out with her and billie eilish but obviously you wont because youre so loyal. and joe biden came by personally and said he wanted to give you an award for most handsome man alive but i told him to just put it with the others”

[a-counter]

You used the letter a 58 times!!

And 710 letters, so the letter a is about 8.17%

The letter a is on average used about 8.2% of the time, which means you sadly used it slightly less than average :(

[liquidstar]

Wait I can salvage this

[liquidstar]

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[boxheadpaint]

"ccute baby bunny compilation" "cutest rabbit videos!" "cute bunny so sweet every video" NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal

[boxheadpaint]

[sewercentipede]

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears ........ he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

[sewercentipede]

ok thanks for the info wiki

[wappyyy]

Visit Original Link

Ladies and gentleman,official french Polnareff (OAV SC)

[milky-polnareff]

[schakira]

Monsieur Joestar et consorts, je vous souhaite le bonjour. Je m’appelle Jean-Pierre Polnareff. Les amateurs de poulets grillés et de chicken wings peuvent se mettre à taaable OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA oH la belle rouge, t’as rien d’autre en stock? messieurs, vous m’gonflez, je vais aux chiottes. wooooow ça sent les fleurs! - oh oui tu es beau même dans les pays pauvres.t’as raison ma vieille, on me retient pas. bonjour chez voooous. j’en n’ai rien à secouer de ta vie si tu savais. eh mais tu me SAOULES avec ton truc. écoutez les filles, on assez perdu de temps ici. AH un indigène. on vous dérange sans doute pendant la sieste excusez-MOAAAAHHGGSFD Eh dis donc, mamie, heureusement qu’on n’a pas de bagages! Parce que si t’avais dû les porter t’aurais disparu en-dessous! EUHEUHAHAH ALLEZ LES GARS! En fait euh je suis de passage. Si vous le voulez, je pensais que tout les deux on aurait pu tout les deux essayer d’être de passage aussi vousvoyezcequejeveuxdire ehehe OH les majorettes auraient quand même pas monté dans ce truc là MAIS COMMENT VOULEZ-VOUS QUE CE MACHIN DEVIENNE UN ALLIÉ ALORS HEIN?????? MAIS T’ES PAS MALADE?? cette GOURDE a gobé la tête du pilote comme si c’était un sushi au conCOMBRE. c’est dingue ça t’as vraiment pas de race euhvitekakyoinilaeukakyoin uuhnrnrnrnr je finis toujours par me faire serrer aux chiottes.LA FAMILLE JOJO! POURQUOI VOUS M’AVEZ RIEN DIT? COMME çA çA ME FAIT FLIPPER /Bon polnareff tu vas te calmer oui? UHRN

[kujojotarot]

i have never been happier in my whole life

[memecomradejojo]

Mr Joestar and co, good day to you all. I am called Jean-Pierre Polnareff. Grilled chicken lovers and chicken wing lovers can sit dowwwn OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA oH a nice red, you don’t have anything else in stock? Sirs, you’re making me gassy, I’m heading to the crapper. whoaaaaa, what’s up? oh yes you are beautiful, even in poor countries. you’re right old boy, nothing is holding me back. say hi to your moooooom. you know, I haven’t done anything to shake up your life. eh you’re really getting on my nerves with that trick. Listen girls, we’ve lost enough time. AH a local. no doubt we are disturbing you during the siesta, excuse us - MOAAAAHHGGSFD Oi, granny, good thing we don’t have luggage! Because if you had had to carry it you would have been buried! EUHEUHAHAH GO ON, LADS! in fact uh I’m just passing through. And if you want, i was thinking that the two of us could try “passing through”, too, yeahifyouknowwhatimean ehehe OH but still, the cheerleaders didn’t even get into this. BUT HOW CAN YOU WANT THIS THINGY TO BECOME AN ALLY HUH?????? ARE YOU TOUCHED? this SQUASH gulped down the pilot’s head like it was a CUCUMBER SUSHI! that’s insane, you really have no class. euhquickkakyoin,itgotkakyoin uuhnrnrnrnr I always finish up by [attaching myself to the crapper] hugging. THE JOJO FAMILY! WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING? LIKE THIS, THIS [PUTS ME IN WITHDRAWAL] MAKES ME BLOW MY TOP! /Ok polnareff you’re gonna calm down, right? UHRN

[jojo-heritage-posts]

jojo heritage post

[tolerateit]

thanks for tagging me @wineonmytshirt <333

rule: go to Pinterest, search “[your name] core aesthetic” and create a moodboard from the first nine images. no need to mention your name!

Tagging @bergoozter @eclipsedsuns @ohh-goddamn @leolynn @missegyptiana @cherryslips @aslowmotionlovepotion @cruel-style @speaknowtv

[bergoozter]

LOVE this! tyy meg <3

i’ll tag @littlekingbergara @slashsleuth @yaytheprofessor @monsteraficionado and if you’re seeing this i’m tagging you :)

[littlekingbergara]

oh cute!!! thanks for thinking of me emily!!!

tagging @local80sghost @finalgirlbergara @quaidfilms @outer-space-face @psychicbergara :)

[local80sghost-deactivated202308]

Thank you Mariah mwah

I don’t have many people to tag but @untraceable-ace

[untraceable-ace]

auauauwuaughuahn ty ghost <3

I am incredibly awkward about tagging ppl in posts but uhhh: @princey6669 @squidsandthings @new-hyperfixation-every-month

[new-hyperfixation-every-month]

ty for tagging me scar ❤️❤️❤️

taggjng @plan-3-tmars @hinkel-im-home @lemonlinelights @c0wstraw :)

[mikewacowski]

thanks for tagging me! :D

tagging @wermguy @spiderrsoup @spiralicious @why-so-melxncholy @ourlordapollo :)

[horrorwoood]

ty for tagging me <33

tags(no pressure) @dykesism, @midnight-bats, @driftwood-creature, @tylovesmushrooms :D

[dykesism]

ooo fun thanks for the tag!

no pressure tags: @catboy-joyfriend @low-wisdom @lessthanthree-bug

[lessthanthree-bug-deactivated20]

ty for the tag !

🤠 neat

PRESSURE tags. do this NOW /j @gingerlovesio @error-i-dunno-what-went-wrong @tubmax @skeleton-rat

[skeleton-rat]

Ok actually i love this so much

@solanadotexe @attention-walmart-shoppers @val1im @naturalkillercyborg

[yallen22]

Look at that mischievous grin! ☆°・*:.。.☆†_(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)β))☆.。.:*・°☆

[genderkoolaid]

part of what annoys me about "all men are trash - but like not trans men you guys are special!!" is the idea that trans men wouldn't feel solidarity with our fellow men. that we would want to be divided from them, as if we don't see them as our friends, brothers, fathers, partners, comrades etc. as if we wouldn't want all of our fellow men to be freed from gender roles and cissexism.

[tdicksupreme]

yeah like what bothers me about that shit is, as a gay dude, I see what men are like when phones are away, cameras turned off, behind bedroom doors, how many of them immediately become so much softer and emotionally open & complicated. I like cis dudes as well as trans, not because I see them as some valorization of my Real Manhood, but because so many need to be held and cry into someone’s arms so badly & i mean SO fucking badly

[nothorses]

hell yeah.

patriarchy hurts all of us. all of us.

[caustic-light]

I have said it before and I will say it again, male privilege is not actually good, or nice. It's a conditional protection from marginalization but the conditions are set to make you absolutely miserable. It's the same kind of privilege as an older sibling in an abusive family who can protect themself by making their younger sibling the main target. They're still being abused.

[stitchformers]

I’ve seen a cis man cry more than a few times, like a toddler, ugly crying. After that, every time I see him acting masculine in normal every day circumstance it’s like watching really bad acting. It’s like watching someone trying to be something they are not.

[fierceawakening]

My dad ugly sobs at funerals and I always wonder if he feels safe to cry like that when he’s less hurt by smaller things or if the only time he thinks it’s OK to be visibly sad is when someone just fucking died.

Gender roles are a cage. Male privilege exists, but that doesn’t mean men are happy or okay. Nor does it mean we should stop caring about them. That shit is messed up. And it’s exactly what society says. That they’re men, so they can cope with anything, so you can hurt them at will.

You can say patriarchy is bad, which it is, without saying men are bad. They’re not. They’re just people.

[jordanharrison05]

Back when I was living as a guy this shit messed me up really bad, being seen as the enemy due to your gender sucks and I go right back to feeling like this whenever one of my friends goes on a “men are shit” rant. Even though I’m living as a (partial) woman now, it still feels like it’s directed at me, I still feel the need to emotionally repress lest someone see me as weak, it really fucked me up.

[lillybean730]

Top surgery time!

Phoenix's Top Surgery Fund: For Gender & Lungs!, organized by Phoenix Stanfill

Good morning/afternoon/night to whom it may concern, Hi! I'm Pho… Phoenix Stanfill needs your support for Phoenix's Top Surgery Fund: F

Alright this nonbinary lesbian needs a boob removal bc not only are they giving me dysphoria, now they're affecting my ability to breathe!

I'll go back and add proof of how I came up with the total later if I remember but uh yea!

Don't tag this as donation etc and please boost this!! I would really like to be able to breathe again lol 😅

[melia-antifa-archive-deactivate]

I think some of y'all need to understand, re: tagging isthecatvideocute and similar blogs on completely normal and actually cute videos, that people don't always tag those blogs because they suspect there's animal cruelty going on and that a lot of people DO tag those blogs on videos they know are cute because, hey, I'm sure the blog runners actually appreciate being sent cute things instead of having to sift through nothing but animal cruelty. And, of course, some people tag them on videos when they're curious about animal behavior, rather than suspecting cruelty.

Obviously the straycatj thing was an overreaction, as they could've just asked Landlady herself, and of course a cat isn't hurt by being a bit dusty. But I'm mildly annoyed by how that situation not only got isthecatvideocute bombarded with harassment, but also seemed to cause this stream of posts questioning why people tag those blogs on "obviously cute" videos when... the answers are just as obvious. And even then, some things are so normalized it won't be as immediately obviously cruel to people. There's someone in the notes of the straycatj post accusing the mods of "overreacting" because a video where a cat was held over an open flame was rated as "not cute," for fucks sake. There's still people who think cats roaming around outdoors is totally fine.

Also, hot take, but I genuinely don't see how it's super awful for people to simply... feel better safe than sorry, I guess? I don't see the harm in people being cautious of the content they reblog. Obviously people shouldn't be overly reliant on those blogs and should think for themselves, but, bruh, people in the notes of the straycatj post were comparing people to cops for just being cautious.