Mostlikelymortal

31 bi he/him minors dni

[real-language-facts]

awawawawawawa?

youre gonna do WHAT to my mother

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[real-language-facts]

she sub on my junctive till i moo'd

[blemgoid]

just clicked a sausage link

[seongpinkhwa]

can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

[theskullofjudgement]

THOUGHT SMOKED SALMON WAS WHERE YOU ROLL A FISH LIKE A A CIGARETTE AND SMOKE IT THAT WAY

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[boarofthenorth100]

Hentai

[mostlikelymortal]

[mizuthe-cat]

give a character your issues it's literally free

[mutationgirl]

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

[kamillahn]

My Adventures With Superman - S03E03

[mostlikelymortal]

Okay but him calling the mini Clark Jr and not Jon means that this Clark has not come up with the idea to name his son after his father yet which in most settings happens after Pa Kent dies so I’m fully expecting THAT to happen sometime this season 😭

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[mostlikelymortal]

Imagining Clark getting increasingly worried about Kara not picking up calls to her ship (it’s not like her to COMPLETELY ghost him (usually)) only for him to learn she got space-car-jacked in the middle of one of her benders. Secretly tracking her ship through the entirety of her journey waiting for some moment to spring to action (but waiting until she gives SOME kind of sign to be polite about it and not intrude). Then eventually seeing her on course for Earth and deciding not to mention anything when she finally shows up at his door again.

[breizhbaguette]

Out of all character that could have appeared in the Supergirl Movie, I really didn’t expect that guy :

[the-little-goblin-that-could]

[lonestatus]

can we pretend that airships in the smoggy sky are like shooting stars? i could really use a fantastical contraption right now, fantastical contraption right now...

[mostlikelymortal]

Going up to a Bi4bi straight presenting couple and asking them which is the boy/girl in the relationship