Planet Krypton v. 2.0.1

The name is Josh. 24 years old. Lots of things interest me. I share what I think is cool. IG: rjoshmcd93 Snapchat: jmcdaniel93

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[darkmoron]

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)

[jaspertheshark]

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)

[sword-mlm]

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

[charlesoberonn]

The World Health Organization is going to do what?!

[imaplatypus-art]

I haven’t finished KH3 but I assume the power of waking is an air horn

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

[pondwitch]

worlds tallest vampire

[pondwitch]

count everest

[gottasleepgottastudy]

I wish I could like… download languages into my brain.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

It’s called studying but the buffering speed is a bitch

[theinturnetexplorer]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

This professor gets extra credit.

[dontgifadamn]

Hi hooman

[goatpaste]

round,,,

[gayavatarstyle]

Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

[gayavatarstyle]

Zuko, bursting in Katara’s door: HOW LONG HAS SOKKA BEEN A FIREBENDER

Katara, who has no context but likes to mess with Zuko: our whole lives why

[gayavatarstyle]

Zuko: this is so messed up. I thought Sokka was a non-bender

Katara: you thought the avatar’s brother was a non-bender?

Zuko: …excuse me?

Katara: [airbends away]

[gayavatarstyle]

Aang: I’m starting to think I abused my energybending somewhat

Suki, using waterbending to put out a fire Sokka started: nah you’re fine

[gayavatarstyle]

Zuko: at least you’re still normal Toph

Toph: sure am. by the way did you change your hair? it looks nice

Zuko: [screaming]

[protect-and-love-cats]

Hilarious Reasons Why Every Cat Owner Should Get A Glass Table

[darkwee009]

@segasister

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This video has a 74.8% chance of giving you satisfaction

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[pettankogothgf]

thoroughly satisfied

[naamahdarling]

…I am not exaggerating when I say this is one of the most remarkable things I’ve ever seen on this hellsite.

Absolutely watch it with sound on. The synchronizing on this is incredible.

[naamahdarling]

Just showing you this again in case you forgot to watch it the first time.

[sirartwork]

Because I’ve lost control of my life

[sirartwork]

reblog for the blessed 100k

[sirartwork]

[morinokunikara]

[fumbledeegrumble]

the fucking photorealistic skull is the best punchline no one change my mind its made up results are in

[shencomix]

We go forward.

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