[agentholland-deactivated2023020]

Tony, we get it, and I'm happy for you. I really am, but this is a second chance.

[friendly-animals]

🐱(Source) 🐱

[friendly-animals]

🐱(Source) 🐱

[1-800--hotline--bling]

[born-t0-lose]

[came-out-swingin]

High Regard // The Story So Far

[baesment]

The Story So Far - Daughters (x)

[phunderplonics]

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

why’d you get banned?

[phunderplonics]

touched the rat

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

what rat

[phunderplonics]

chunky cheese

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[kaleighbytheway]

Their reflexes are so finely tuned. A lot of pro players practice batting accuracy using bottle caps and a broomstick. If you can consistently toss a bottle cap into the air, then smoke it with a broomstick, you have no excuse for missing a baseball with a bat.

[ironwoman359]

“If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball”

Well, sound logic, I suppose. 

[raise-me-up-take-me-up]

IMAGINE ALIENS FINDING THIS

LIKE ??? SOME HUMANS WHO DO ‘baseball’ AS A ‘hobby’ CAN FRICKIN’ DO THESE THINGS??

@inspacewereallaustralians

[thereal-inspacewereallaustralian]

Look all i can think of is showing an alien things like dude perfect. And not to mention its not only the pros who can do this, im pretty sure we’ve all caught something we just shouldnt have been able to. What if aliens used slower moving weopons like spears or what not and we pulled shit like this on them and just caught their spear midair.

“you dropped this”

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

i finished knitting this hat during one of my classes

(thats my teacher modeling it) and he liked it so much so i used the leftover yarn to make a mini version for his chameleon

[spellcasting-jester]

A WHOLESOME POST

[ponchos-in-my-vagina]

[tristyntothesea]

This speaks volumes to me.

[90s-2000sgirl-deactivated201803]

Some of my old Lunchboxes, Thermos, and plates.

[90s-2000sgirl-deactivated201803]

Here are my pop CD’s sorry about the poor lighting. I’ll post more later of other 90′s-2000s genres. I seriously have it all. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Up your game this year, OP.

[wingscanspeak]

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???

[northeastartist]

Tis the season to taste Satan’s asshole falalala lalalala

[ruinedchildhood]

[msmarvel]