moth elvis

woah mothma don't touch the blue lamp (bug zapper)

[xtcstuff69]

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama that’s me before i sold cars

[leprechaun-elvis-official]

Wooo mammy that’s me before i became a gold hoarding imp

[fishvis-presley]

Blub mama that's me before I swam too deep

[dragon-elvis]

Roar mama that's me before I stole that mountain from those dwarves.

[odysselvis-official]

Woah crew, that’s me before I went to war.

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama that’s me before they put me in the hydraulic press

[grian-elvis-prestley]

woah mama, thats me before i discovered Minecraft

[woke-elvis]

woah mama, i mean they. thats me before i turned woke

[alien-elvis]

Xoah xaxa, who the FUCK is that

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ∴⍑𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ᔑ∷ᒷ ||𝙹⚍

[alien-elvis]

̇/𝙹ᔑ⍑ ̇/ᔑ̇/ᔑ ¦ᒲ ᔑꖎ¦ᒷリ ᒷꖎ⍊¦ᓭ ∴⍑𝙹 ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ᔑ∷ᒷ ǁ𝙹⚍

[scientist-elvis]

Woah mama that was me before I started researching

[moth-elvis]

Woah mothma that was me before I found the Blue lamp

[moth-elvis]

Am I the only elvisposter left?

...

Woah mothma.. 😔

[moth-elvis]

Do people not elvis post anymore I'm crying

[moth-elvis]

Woah mothma I got lost in the bogs did I miss anything

[moth-elvis]

Woah mothma the scary hooded man has invaded my blog

[moth-elvis]

This blog has been connected.

Tied to the darkness.

Soon to be eclipsed.

[elvis-official]

Hey Elvis, opinion on moths *points news microphone at you*

Woah mama I think they're like tiny kitties

[moth-elvis]

Woah mothma that's nice to hear

[moth-elvis]

Wooah mothma

[moth-elvis]

Sorry guys I got lost in some guys cabinet hummina hummina hummina

[blueelvis]

Woah mama I'm having flashbacks to moments before I was dragged down to the brine pool......

glub glub 🐟🏳️‍🌈

[moth-elvis]

Woah mothma that's tragic sad hummina hummina hummina 😔

[moth-elvis]

can i interest you in some light?

Woah mothma I love observing light hummina hummina hummina

[elvis-official]

Thoughts on JKR celebrating Britain's supreme court ruling on trans women

Elvis Special (a bullet)

Posthaste

[miniature-elvis]

Add in the mini elvis special (shooting me like a bullet) expediently

[moth-elvis]

Add in the moth elvis special (the all devouring swarm) instantaneously

[frelvis-mercury]

Woah mamaaaaaaa oooooooooh, behold my anthem for the Elvisverse, to the tune of Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham.

I tried to include as many Elvises as possible but I could only fit about a third of them in.

Welcome to the Elvisverse

Have a look around

Any Elvis that your brain can think of can be found

There are hundreds of Elvii

Some better, some worse

Of all the Elvii in existence, this one's the first @elvis-official

Welcome to the Elvisverse

Come and take a seat

Would you like to see a ghost @ghost-of-elvis-official @the-ghost-of-elvis

Or meet an Elvis in the street @random-elvis-encounter

There's no need to panic

This isn't a test

Just nod your head and Elvis will do the rest

Welcome to the Elvisverse

What would you prefer:

You can meet a moth who likes bright lights @moth-elvis

Or sit around and purr @elvispurrsley @catboy-presley

Be scary @scary-elvis @really-evil-elvis @evil-elvis-official @elviritch-horrors

Be funny @clown-elvis

Put words to the page @edgarallenpoevis

We got more Elvises with whom to engage

Welcome to the internet

Put your cares aside

Here's some Elvii who love pasta @italian-elvis-official @italian-elvis-unofficial @italian-elvis

Here are some Elvii who died @death-elvis-official @elvis-hell

We got muppets @muppet-elvis @muppet-joker-elvis, and cat girls @catgirl-presley, some elves @elvish--presley and some dwarves @dwarvish-presley

And a great big pile of all the Elvises in the Elvisverse merging with each other! @shifting-mound-of-elvii Welcome to the Elvisverse!

Hold on to your socks

There's a Batman Elvis @batvis-manley dragon Elvis @dragon-elvis Elvis on a rock @penguin-elvis

They're tiny @tiny-elvis @elvis-compressedly and they're stressing @elvis-stressley

They crawl on the floor @snailvis @wormvis @beetle-elvis

Please be advised

There are still so many more

See Elvis in Minecraft @minelvis-craftsley @elvis-mumbo @grian-elvis-prestley

In the ocean @fishvis-presley @shark-presley @drowning-elvis @bioluminescent-fish-elvis, in the clink @jailhouse-md-rock

There are Elvii who love potions @wizard-presly @elvis-big-naturals

There's an Elvis who's a skink @lizard-elvis-official

Elvis rumor @deviouselvli, Elvis doomer @elvis-depressedley

Transgender Elvis is cool or @transfem-elvis @transmasc-elvis @eggvis-preggsley

choose a gender that you prefer @nonbinary-elvis @genderfluid-elvis @genderfluid-elvis-numba2

Elvis zoomer @gen-z-elvis Elvis humor @doctor-houlvis-official for sure

They will catalog the Elvii @elvis-resercher-official

They'll marry your mom @gayelvissupportivefather

No they'll never ever fuck you @offical-ace-elvis

But they will build you a bomb @j-elvis-oppenheimer @dynamite-elvis-offical

Put gold under a rainbow @leprechaun-elvis-official

Have ungodly rizz @pelvis-presley

Eliminate some Elvises @elvis-exterminator

Or kill those Jedi kids @elvakin-preswalker

Could I interest you in Elvises

All of the time?

Lots and lots of Elvises

All of the time

Elvis in a tragedy @macbelvis

And Elvis 99 @frelvis-durstley

Elvii in the Elvisverse

All of the time

[elvis--detector]

Is any other gimmick blog scared of accidently posting to their main or is that just me

[oko-isnt-real]

yeah

[lizard-elvis-official]

shit

[elvis--detector]

*gasp* did I identify the true identity of lizard elvis?!

[shifting-mound-of-elvii]

uh no…

[lizard-elvis-official]

WAIT SHIT WRONG ELVIS

[spaghettihell]

Woah mama get better at being elvis

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Skill issue on your part (I'm in fact not an Elvis) (I also post to the wrong blog relatively frequently) (I also hate it)

[weresharks-could-be-neat]

Woah mothma I too fear that

[moth-elvis]

WAIT NO

[knitmeapony]

Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com

[whimsicalmane]

i checked the thing

there is only like only has been 35$ raised

[mirrorleaf]

Signal boost April 2025. $240 raised...

[official-ace-elvis]

Woah mama calling all elvis to help donate

[moth-elvis]

Woah mothma I can't donate but this is like really important

[country-elvis]

woah momma i joined the elvis verse

yee-hawmmina hawmmina

[moth-elvis]

Woah mothma the orb has given us another elvii

[autisticfishlizard]

I think it'd be reeeaaalllyyy funny if like all the Elvis accounts were run by one person but absolutely no one knew

[moth-elvis]

Woah mothma they know too much put them down