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@alien-elvis
xoah xaxa. im alien elvis.
Q: Where do you live?
A: thats private information, xon, xoah xaxa
Q: Why do you look like Elvis Presley?
A: i dont know who that is, xoah xaxa
Q: Whats your last name?
A: elvis
Q: Do you make music?
A: no, xoah xaxa
Q: What's your favorite Elvis song?
A: i still dont know who that is, xoah xaxa
Q: Whats your first name?
A: are you stupid
xoah xaxa the government captured me and put me in the tube
please help the tv in the corner only plays nick jr.
woah mama im sorry do you want a leech mayhaps
xoah xaxa, sounds yummy so sure
Is any other gimmick blog scared of accidently posting to their main or is that just me
yeah
*gasp* did I identify the true identity of lizard elvis?!
uh no…
WAIT SHIT WRONG ELVIS
Woah mama get better at being elvis
FUCKC
whoa mama all of you are horrible elvii
Meow mama this is a mess
Woah mama what the hell happened here
woah pa- i meant woah mama i once accidentally reblogged to my main and that's the story of how @catgirl-presley found my main acc
Mwahahaha I know all
im usualy accadently postig normal stuff to my elvis acct lol
xoah xaxa, ive NEVER done this
Who is the most disliked Elvis of them all
Woah mama I dont hate anyone.
Except for ol tricky dick
Woah mama useless hate never perseveres through hardship
Woah mama we don't have beef here
woah yall, im glad to see weve got a community build on love here ::o3
xoah xaxa,
why do you have 4 eyes
tumblr why
xoah xaxa, im still in fucking the tube
they switched the channel to cartoon network and now i can only watch teen titans go reruns
is this that torture thing i heard humans do
also i will be expecting royalties to be in my mailbox at 37°14′0″N 115°48′30″W, thanks
*weak, broken shell thrusts towards the light* sneh heh.. snooks like.. i've snoah'd my last snama... snank you, sneveryone. snoodbye. snummina snummina snummima
Xoah xaxa, rest in piece, little fella...
whoa mama that’s me before i sold cars
Wooo mammy that’s me before i became a gold hoarding imp
Blub mama that's me before I swam too deep
Roar mama that's me before I stole that mountain from those dwarves.
Woah crew, that’s me before I went to war.
Woah mama that’s me before they put me in the hydraulic press
woah mama, thats me before i discovered Minecraft
woah mama, i mean they. thats me before i turned woke
Xoah xaxa, who the FUCK is that
∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ∴⍑𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ᔑ∷ᒷ ||𝙹⚍
̇/𝙹ᔑ⍑ ̇/ᔑ̇/ᔑ ¦ᒲ ᔑꖎ¦ᒷリ ᒷꖎ⍊¦ᓭ ∴⍑𝙹 ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ᔑ∷ᒷ ǁ𝙹⚍
whoa mama that’s me before i sold cars
Wooo mammy that’s me before i became a gold hoarding imp
Blub mama that's me before I swam too deep
Roar mama that's me before I stole that mountain from those dwarves.
Woah crew, that’s me before I went to war.
Woah mama that’s me before they put me in the hydraulic press
woah mama, thats me before i discovered Minecraft
woah mama, i mean they. thats me before i turned woke
Xoah xaxa, who the FUCK is that
@alien-elvis
xoah xaxa, theyre not even paying me royalties for this...
Reblog to make it die faster
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
whoa mama buy cars from me so you can use them to run over ai
Woah mama! Me and my boys are gonna give AI the Kings Special (a whole mess of bullets)
xoah xaxa fuck ai
xoah xaxa the government captured me and put me in the tube
please help the tv in the corner only plays nick jr.
Woah baby I know a bit about being trapped! Are they remembering to water you big dog?
xoah xaxa the tube is full of a strange green liquid that tastes like warm sprite
xoah mama, this "backyardigans" show is quite entertaining.
maybe the tube isnt so bad after all
xoah xaxa the government captured me and put me in the tube
please help the tv in the corner only plays nick jr.
Phwoah dads, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of these two lovely Elvii, @emo-presley and @gay-elvis. These Elvii found each other through the magic of tumblr and came together to adopt their child @catgirl-presley , who is the flower girl in today’s ceremony, phummina phummina. May this family bond withstand all the troubles that come their way, athankyouverymuch.
I now pronounce you, platonically married *sexy end screen dance*
Grr mama this brings a tear to my yellow eye *hip thrusts in ring bearer*
*Throws flowers* meow papas
Phwoah dads, this is so beautiful I’m CRAFTing. Athankyouverymuch 💖
*cries in happy gay elvis* woah pa- I MEANT woah mama this is the best day of my life athankyouverymuch
woah mama im so happy i could cry but i dont want to ruin my eyeliner
you know, maybe earth isnt so bad after all... xoah xaxa
the mcr ecosystem and the elvii community should do a collab
@emo-presley @catgirl-presley @catboy-presley @elvis-hell @snailvis @gayelvissupportivefather @mii-elvis @miniature-elvis @elvis-official @elvis-unofficial @elvis-imitator-official @shark-presley @italian-elvis-official @italian-elvis @ every single elvis
woah pa- I MEANT woah mama this is a pretty valid idea athankyouverymuch
This idea is CatGirlPresley approved meow Mama we all go to hell
what chemical are we romancing, xoah xaxa
this is my favorite movie scene
from blue 2: again
woah pa- I MEANT woah mama i think the mod said they're a demigirl
hi, mod here! i guess this is me coming out as a demigirl to the elvis-verse lol :3
good for you, xoah xaxa
